Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. TheSnoopster

    TheSnoopster said, about 2 years ago

    A “queen” sized bed

  2. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, about 2 years ago

    @ Gokie5 from yesterday:
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    “The movie Idiocracy comes to mind . .”
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    “Idiocracy”: (Not a little kids movie.)
    .
    That is the best 84 minutes of “Why-am-I-watching-this?” that I’ve had in a long time.
    .
    (I eventually came to realize it was because Maya Rudolph is having so much fun in her role as Rita.)
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    Why it hasn’t achieved “cult status” is beyond me. It deserves it.
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    I recommend it as one of the most inadvertently well crafted “train wreck” movies you will ever have the pleasure of watching. Enjoy! (And thank you Gokie5.)

  3. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    The queen looks like she could use some Gatorade.

  4. Havelock_Vetinari

    Havelock_Vetinari said, about 2 years ago

    What country is the queen from? And I wonder whether the king size mattress would be less comfortable, due to all the armor.

  5. tuna1

    tuna1 said, about 2 years ago

    At least the queen isn’t RuPaul..

  6. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, about 2 years ago

    The punch line fits with the grammar, but I don’t think Betty Windsor is any too happy.

  7. greenbrd

    greenbrd said, about 2 years ago

    I wonder if there’s an alternate version with Pig resting on a gay guy.

  8. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, about 2 years ago

    That’s one mattress you will have to feed and let use your bathroon.

  9. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, about 2 years ago

    Notice: I will not make any more political statements on this sites are any other. I wholeheartedly apologise if I offended anyone. Sometimes rebuttals are hard to resist. I get my blood pressure up and that’s not a good thing. Hope you all will forgives me and let me start a clean slate. Thank You.

  10. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 2 years ago

    Oh, Pig!
    —I’m so sorry, your Highness; he’s not too clear on ambiguous words and phrases! Cartoon-Boy, I mean.

  11. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, about 2 years ago

    Funny, I thought at first she looked like a he.

  12. unnormal

    unnormal said, about 2 years ago

    @Hillbillyman -

    Good move, H.B.
    There are issues that fire me up – increase my pulse rate & pressure, etc. – but this is pretty lawless territory; no rules for debating in a civilized manner.
    Exposing our strongly held views in this venue can be pretty frustrating.

    Beside running the risk of having our feelings hurt, there’s little chance we would be able to convince an opponent of the unreasonableness of their position with such a limited mode of communication . . . kinda like firing into the dark of night.

  13. Coyoty

    Coyoty GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Her Mattressy.

  14. MadCow

    MadCow GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    That is just wrong in soooo many ways. That’s why I love Pearls!

  15. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, about 2 years ago

    Off with his head !! (Pastis, that is.)

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