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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Oct 2, 2012
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Goat: Do you think you're going to heaven? Rat: I know it. Goat: How do you know it? Rat: Because one time at McDonald's, I held the door open for a fat guy. Goat: He must be so grateful. Rat: Not really... He walked so slow I let the door close on him again.
Oct 4, 2012
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