Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. pigs an idiot

    pigs an idiot said, over 4 years ago

    stupid pig

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 4 years ago

    I hear voices— from that little plastic box with the antenna attached to it…

  3. Darsan54

    Darsan54 GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    Gawd, I wish it were just that easy. Those voices never say anything like, “Hey, there’s a great show on tonight. Let’s order a pizza and watch” or “You’re looking good tonight”. No they say stupid crap like “Kill yourself” or neighbors, wife, kids, parents, etc. Nooooooooo, never anything nice.

    Siiiiiiiiigh.

  4. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, over 4 years ago

    @pigs an idiot

    Hey! Zebra is the one who made the assumption, complete w/clichéd advice.

  5. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    No, Zebra, they’re not his voices, they belong to the couple next door.

    Try to keep up.

  6. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 4 years ago

    Zeeba Neighba gets what he deserves for meddling and trying to run Pig’s life for him. Pig may be naive, but he has integrity.

  7. finale

    finale said, over 4 years ago

    Pig; Pastisville’s 5 watt bulb.

  8. uh-oh

    uh-oh said, over 4 years ago

    tree froga and crickets

  9. ananomoose

    ananomoose said, over 4 years ago

    Merry Christmas!

  10. Arch Stanton

    Arch Stanton said, over 4 years ago

    favorite movie? stripes.
    favorite actor? bacon, kevin bacon.
    (now i feel dirty, must take a shower)

  11. chefcass

    chefcass said, over 4 years ago

    @Darsan54

    Now thats funny!!!! and true….

  12. corzak

    corzak said, over 4 years ago

    @Darsan54

    Lol . . . the voices DO say those things . . . they just never make the news!

    My voices say things like “Hey – it’s a good time to scratch yourself!”

  13. S M

    S M said, over 4 years ago

    On Dec 25th, Patis does a tribute to Bill Keane of Family Circus, but while ok, excuse my ignorance, I fail to see the loving tribute Bill Keane justly deserves from Patis and others who used his strip to benefit their own strips

  14. Dr Lou

    Dr Lou GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    Liked the reference to seeing a Psychologist rather than Psychiatrist since the latter’s function has largely become dispensing the pills from their the favorite pharmaceutical companies.

    In this instance, of course, Pig doesn’t need either one!

  15. Number Three

    Number Three said, over 4 years ago

    They should hear MY next door Neighbours.

    Yelling at each other in the early hours!

    Some people.

    LOL.

    Merry Xmas everyone!

    xxx

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