Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 24, 2011

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    pigs an idiot  over 12 years ago

    stupid pig

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    Darsan54 Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Gawd, I wish it were just that easy. Those voices never say anything like, “Hey, there’s a great show on tonight. Let’s order a pizza and watch” or “You’re looking good tonight”. No they say stupid crap like “Kill yourself” or neighbors, wife, kids, parents, etc. Nooooooooo, never anything nice.

    Siiiiiiiiigh.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    No, Zebra, they’re not his voices, they belong to the couple next door.

    Try to keep up.

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    Sisyphos  over 12 years ago

    Zeeba Neighba gets what he deserves for meddling and trying to run Pig’s life for him. Pig may be naive, but he has integrity.

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    finale  over 12 years ago

    Pig; Pastisville’s 5 watt bulb.

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    jpsomebody  over 12 years ago

    Merry Christmas!

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    V-Beast  over 12 years ago

    favorite movie? stripes.favorite actor? bacon, kevin bacon.(now i feel dirty, must take a shower)

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    Dr Lou Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Liked the reference to seeing a Psychologist rather than Psychiatrist since the latter’s function has largely become dispensing the pills from their the favorite pharmaceutical companies.

    In this instance, of course, Pig doesn’t need either one!

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    Number Three  over 12 years ago

    They should hear MY next door Neighbours.

    Yelling at each other in the early hours!

    Some people.

    LOL.

    Merry Xmas everyone!

    xxx

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    bmonk  over 12 years ago

    My voices are like Pigs: “Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf!” for hours!

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    Blossoming  over 12 years ago

    Gotta love that Pig!

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    Sherlock Watson  over 12 years ago

    He still needs a psychologist. And probably a schoolteacher.

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    cartooncritic 2544  over 12 years ago

    you’re bad

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    tallcanofbeer  over 12 years ago

    barking dog gets the bone

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    rattimus_studdimus_maximus  over 12 years ago

    I need a ******* therapist in my neighborhood. There is plenty dumb next-door neighbors that should be shut up.

    thank you for listening

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