Frazz by Jef Mallett

Frazz

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  1. crweaver

    crweaver said, over 3 years ago

    Dec.25: Night of the Undead Santa!

  2. Michyle Glen

    Michyle Glen said, over 3 years ago

    Considering all the Dogs coming out of Hollywood, Frazz I would contact your agent.

  3. Mstreselena

    Mstreselena said, over 3 years ago

    Wasn’t there a Tales from the Crypt or Tales from the Darkside that involved a psycho-killer dressed as Santa? He eventually got into the house because a little girl was so happy to let Santa into their house.

  4. Mr. Otter

    Mr. Otter said, over 3 years ago

    Actually, the clone idea fits more into the Ronald McDonald things but anyway…

    If Santa is a man, there are only two options: Either each Christmas he come out of stasis for a couple of days then back in, or there is a line of succession.

    Santa is an elf. The Santas at the mall are just men is red suits.

  5. fritzoid

    fritzoid GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    It’s been done. Check out the movie “Rare Exports” from Finland.


    The REAL Santa Claus has been trapped under the permafrost for hundreds of years. All the old bearded men with red suits you see are “Santa’s Helpers”, mindless drones who carry on Santa’s unholy work above ground.

  6. kroykali

    kroykali said, over 3 years ago

    Hope she doesn’t see “Killer Clowns From Outer Space”.

  7. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, over 3 years ago

    Those two look almost exactly the same.

  8. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 3 years ago

    Zombie Good Will Santa: “Change…..”.

  9. Potrzebie

    Potrzebie said, over 3 years ago

    OK, cue “YEs Virginia there is a Santa Claus”.

  10. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 3 years ago

    There is a book called “The Stupidest Angel” who did just than. A dimwit who took a child’s wish, bring Santa back to life, and did a half way job. So now the almost living Santa is staggering around to bring presents. Written by Christopher Moore.

  11. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, over 3 years ago

    @Potrzebie

    I heard a groaner version of that which had Santa and his elves going over his Christmas Eve itinerary. They went over it several times and could only find 49 states. Finally, one elf walked into the room, looked over the route, and said, “Yes, Santa Claus, there is a Virginia!” ;-)

  12. rgcviper

    rgcviper said, over 3 years ago

    @AshburnStadium

    That’s definitely a groaner, but it’s also a good one!

  13. PkfanD66

    PkfanD66 said, over 3 years ago

    @crweaver

    Shouldn’t that be the 26th? I mean, isn’t Santa supposed to be alive for the 25th?

  14. PkfanD66

    PkfanD66 said, over 3 years ago

    @Mstreselena

    Um, like the Grinch?

  15. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 3 years ago

    Night-Gaunt, thanks for mentioning that book, it’s the best zombie Christmas book ever…(Everything Moore does is quite strange, and incredibly funny)…I advise people not to read it in a public place, though, because you WILL laugh out loud and people will stare at you like you’re a little goofy. Don’t say I didn’t warn you!

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