Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 02, 2011

Dec.25: Night of the Undead Santa!

Wasn’t there a Tales from the Crypt or Tales from the Darkside that involved a psycho-killer dressed as Santa? He eventually got into the house because a little girl was so happy to let Santa into their house.

Actually, the clone idea fits more into the Ronald McDonald things but anyway…

If Santa is a man, there are only two options: Either each Christmas he come out of stasis for a couple of days then back in, or there is a line of succession.

Santa is an elf. The Santas at the mall are just men is red suits.

It’s been done. Check out the movie “Rare Exports” from Finland.

The REAL Santa Claus has been trapped under the permafrost for hundreds of years. All the old bearded men with red suits you see are “Santa’s Helpers”, mindless drones who carry on Santa’s unholy work above ground.

Hope she doesn’t see “Killer Clowns From Outer Space”.

Those two look almost exactly the same.

Zombie Good Will Santa: “Change…..”.

OK, cue “YEs Virginia there is a Santa Claus”.

Night-Gaunt, thanks for mentioning that book, it’s the best zombie Christmas book ever…(Everything Moore does is quite strange, and incredibly funny)…I advise people not to read it in a public place, though, because you WILL laugh out loud and people will stare at you like you’re a little goofy. Don’t say I didn’t warn you!

Grinned at the Virginia joke.

Ed Power and Melissa DeJesus, who did the comic strip My Cage, which is on GoComics, are doing a graphic novel called Dracula vs. Santa Claus…