The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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M2MM said, 3 months ago
NO kidding! :P
Ryan (probably the older Ryan) said, 3 months ago
But they are so cute!
Sisyphos said, 3 months ago
Don’t worry, Ginger! He’s right-handed!
GoodQuestion
said, 3 months ago
…or you might get hooked . . . ☻
emptc12 said, 3 months ago
Show her the variety of attachments that are available for that.
pcolli said, 3 months ago
@emptc12
That’s in his other hand.
Coyoty
said, 3 months ago
That must have been a big piranha, or he didn’t decide the piranha was grumpy until after petting became really impractical.
Night-Gaunt49 said, 3 months ago
@Ryan (probably the older Ryan)
Saw a piranha close up. Such white pointed teeth and the splash of blood colored pigment under the mouth. How fetching.
pcolli said, 3 months ago
@Night-Gaunt49
Hey, it’s what they do. Only I’ve read that they’re not as bad as we’re told.
Night-Gaunt49 said, 3 months ago
@pcolli
They won’t just attack, but it is more dangerous swimming in rivers where they are known to frequent.
Bobzilla said, 3 months ago
And be very careful when you pick your nose!
TheVernalPool
said, 3 months ago
musta had some ketchup on his hand
Zyreenesque said, 3 months ago
A variety in E Bolivia is about an inch long, they don’t bother you if you keep moving, but if you hold still they swarm in like locust. tiny bites hurt but don’t draw blood unless they find something that fits in, like the edge of a nipple or an ear. I guess then the bigger ones come, if you want to wait around.