The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
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margueritem
said, 4 months ago
I can feel his pain…
win said, 4 months ago
They’re coming off next millenium.
Sisyphos said, 4 months ago
Ouch. Talk about unfortunate timing!
PICTO said, 4 months ago
And only another 153 years until the acne clears up.
germanvisitor said, 4 months ago
He got braces at that time? Lucky.
cbrsarah said, 4 months ago
Let’s see, 2013 – 645 = 1368. There were braces back then? That had to be really painful.
Night-Gaunt49 said, 4 months ago
No, the braces would have come off when he turned.