The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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Ellen Gwynne said, 5 months ago
Yeesh! Very anti-pirate.
cleokaya (THE FLASH)
said, 5 months ago
Eye, eye!
Coyoty
said, 5 months ago
He likes her booty.
Bailey said, 5 months ago
Eeeeeek!
pcolli said, 5 months ago
They could always crochet fishing nets, together.
pcolli said, 5 months ago
“A man loved a woman, as the man loved the sea
His thought of her were the same as his thoughts of the sea
They made an old sea chest, together.” Carl Sandberg
Sisyphos said, 5 months ago
Narry the twain shall meet, mate!
Bobzilla said, 5 months ago
Knock, knock
Who’s there
Argo
Argo who?
Imanogonnasay
omwae said, 5 months ago
N!
omwae said, 5 months ago
S?
omwae said, 5 months ago
N!!!