The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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Sisyphos said, 7 months ago
Her declaration was met with stoney silence….
Coyoty
said, 7 months ago
But it’s fantastic for his complexion.
LingeeWhiz said, 7 months ago
Ok then, I wish to try your body lotion.
Terri Brittingham said, 7 months ago
does it come by the gallon?
Night-Gaunt49 said, 7 months ago
Worse case of keloid formation ever.
peachguy said, 7 months ago
And the next time the Mole People attack, I’m afraid I’ll be unable to prevent them from destroying your place of business.
GoodQuestion
said, 7 months ago
♫♪Some Thing in the way he moves , , ♪♫ . . . ☻