The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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Sisyphos said, 8 months ago
That’s what you get for sleeping all day, Nosferatu! I’d say those disciples of yours would be in a heap of trouble when you see in a mirror what they’ve done—but you won’t because you can’t! They win!
cdward said, 8 months ago
You thought that L on your forehead was just a skewed V (for vampire).
Coyoty
said, 8 months ago
He carries the marks of the undead!
briatollah said, 8 months ago
What do those Twilight pretty boys know?
Count Orlock is the coolest vampire.
Captain Colorado said, 8 months ago
The inhuman white board.