Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 23, 1999
January 22, 1999
January 24, 1999
Transcript:
Zipper: Anyway, now I have another paper due! It's like the college is driving me to buy a paper online! Zonker: Forget it nephew - you're a Harris, and that's not the Harris way! We may be slackers, but we're not cheaters! Zipper: Sigh...you're right. But if we don't cheat, what do we do? Zonker: We lie! Do you have a dog? Zipper: Yes, and he eats everything in sight! Why?
