Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 22, 1999
Transcript:
Policeman: Well, looks like you're clean, kid. I'm outa here. Good luck with the paper! Zipper: Um...you sure I have a paper due, officer? Policeman: Yup. And you got one more next week. Zipper: I'm dead. I'm totally dead. Policeman: Kid, if you don't mind me asking, how'd you get into college? Zipper: I posed as a Kennedy. Policeman: No kidding? I know a guy who met his wife that way!