Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 16, 2012

A chiropractor?

My chiropractor had a machine quite similar to that one.

It pays more too.

nice rack…

I’ve seen a cartoon with the same idea somewhere. Can’t remember which one, though.

Watch that guy. He’ll go to any lengths.

And that’s how they invented rack and pinion steering…

@Alexikakos

Actually, Larson E. Pettifogger lost this guy’s case, but fleeced him good first.

@guy in the mask

Easier on the conscience, and the $$$ are better.

. . . pain may be gone, but can he still feel his leg at all??

@MPeters

The Incredibles (Pixar) has a scene where Mr. Incredible is being stretched by a big droid robot and suddenly his back cracks, he gains strength, and is able to defeat the robot!

We could never cure my grandfather of pronouncing it “choir practor” instead.

One of the Angelique books by Frank Yerby had a guy who had his damaged leg straightened by torture.

Oooops (it’s been many years past) My mistake not Frank Yerby it was Sergeanne Golon who wrote the Angelique books – bodice rippers set in France-

If it works on backs I’ll go see him. Mine has been killing me for years.

In response to panel 5 (not counting the title):

http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

Snap

I bet the arrested was really happy he didn’t have any civil rights and the right to an attorney or he’d still be limping.

Wait till he deals with Medicare; he’ll come running back to his old job.

Gives the discs a chance to find a new place, slides the vertebrae around on the spinal cord, who knows? One very simple and effective operation for pain is to trim the area where the nerves exit the bottom of the spine.