Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 21, 2012
Transcript:
TJ: "Look! I got the bikini to stay on! And I made hair with pasta! It's a teeny bikini linguine weenie!" Ann: "You're spending too much time on this, TJ" TJ: "I'm thinking of adding zucchini.." Ann: "TJ! You have things to do besides play with your hot dog! Customers are waiting!" TJ: "Sir! Care to try our new teeny bikini zucchini linguine weenie?" Customer: "Does it come with beans?" Ann: "Headache"
whayle almost 12 years ago
It would have to come with beanies to adhere to the theme.
whayle almost 12 years ago
(make that “themie”)
The Old Wolf almost 12 years ago
Headache: deserved.
FatTonyBalducci almost 12 years ago
I sometimes play with my hot dog……………………………….that’s before I put the mustard on it of course.
Templo S.U.D. almost 12 years ago
We’re all going to bite our tongues if we say “teeny bikini zucchini linguine weenie” five times fast or more.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I would have used sauerkraut for hair.
jeff_e almost 12 years ago
it’s a good thing WeenieWorld had the pasta on hand. They must sell a lot of clams.
legaleagle48 almost 12 years ago
Heh. He’s driving her crazy, and he knows it!
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Great minds think alike.Plus there are so many posts here, who can remember them all?
Coinguy almost 12 years ago
The way Ann stopped him immediately upon the mention of zucchini is puzzling……perhaps Ann has a history
lance96816 almost 12 years ago
Hahaha… now this is why I read the funnies.
kfccanada almost 12 years ago
They’ll probably sell a gazillion of the wienies and coorporate HQ will love them….and parents, too, if you consider the zucchini now being eaten by the kiddoes. Lol Better line up behind me if you want one….they’re going fast…well, every 15 minutes …takes a while you know to dress the darlins’. Every new idea takes extra time…people expect that.
flowerladytoo almost 12 years ago
This arc (and the comments) has me laughing out loud. Keep it up, Greg!!
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
TJ is too much! I can almost sympathize with Ann’s headache!
Namrepus almost 12 years ago
Where’s the fettuccine?
Mordock999 almost 12 years ago
Please, Lord.
Please DON’T let old Smiley THINK about becoming a Politician NEXT.…., or a LAWYER.
38lowell almost 12 years ago
HEY! They both need a winner for a change, Add beans, for heaven’s sake, if it makes him happy. Wish them both well, as they are both trying hard.
flyertom almost 12 years ago
Thank god most fast-food places put numbers on their menu items. I just can’t bring myself to say “EggMcwhopperDouble BarnbusterNoOnions” out loud.
johnjohn4321 almost 12 years ago
Second panel Ann was being a Meanie.
TheSkulker almost 12 years ago
If Ann’s skirt got any smaller it would BE a bikini!
Cathy38c almost 12 years ago
I played with my hot dog this morning!!!
Mostly Water Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Yeah TJ, put that hotdog back where it belongs.
James Hopkins almost 12 years ago
This is hilarious love every day of it!
rasalom almost 12 years ago
playing with his hotdog? this arc is giving me the vapors.
James Hopkins almost 12 years ago
Sorry Violet I accidentally flagged your comment and can’t unflag it (though it looks blank from my side.
LiviaBay almost 12 years ago
I love coney island Nathan’s hot dogs, but the price….
rangerlg almost 12 years ago
Can Ann’s skirt be any shorter in the last panel? Does not leave much to the imagination.
sleeepy2 almost 12 years ago
Does it come with tahini?
FanComic almost 12 years ago
I LOVE the alliteration! One more word and I think he’ll have some sort of world record. Hahahahahahahahahahah. (Yeah, I really did have a good belly laugh at the strip). Thanks Greg for a good start of the day.
The Life I Draw Upon almost 12 years ago
It’s a win-win for TJ.
igor1882 almost 12 years ago
The wordplay is venturing into “Pearls Before Swine” territory.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML almost 12 years ago
Looks like Ann has an “Eiffel” sizing up Brads creation in the first panel…. she looks a little intimidated….. and yet somehow intrigued….. (is it too big for a bun?)She’s deperately trying to wrap her hands mind around this and is a little bit unsure….
ncalifgirl58 almost 12 years ago
lololol Been awhile since this comic got a laugh out of me. Good one.
dblbaraje almost 12 years ago
Sauerkraut doesn’t rhyme with weenie
Waddling Eagle almost 12 years ago
That hot dog looks like it has been rolling on the floor, picking up hair, dirt, lint, and bits of broken glass.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML almost 12 years ago
Ah stands corrected sir… (TJ!!!)Still too early on the left coast…. duh….!!!
burleigh2 almost 12 years ago
I think Greg has been spending too much time with Stephan Pastis. ;-)
ACTIVIST1234 almost 12 years ago
TJ, this is a restaurant, not an art show (though that would be fun, too.) How will you get all this done to an innocent dog and get it served still hot to the customer. And my, my— I can’t BELIEVE you all think innuendos are involved. Such minds!
tbritt99 almost 12 years ago
Greenie Beanies
Popeyesforearm almost 12 years ago
I woulda ate that sucker 20 minutes ago. Food’s getting cold. This story is gettin’ stale.
David Huie Green YouSupportWhatYouDoNotOppose almost 12 years ago
“Headache”-Goal accomplished
LadyChel almost 12 years ago
How about the chili cheesy teeny bikini weenie? Sorry, I just still can’t accept olives, linguini, or zucchini on a hot dog. Though I’ve never liked chili cheese either….looks like vomit.
Corey Karvonen-Lee Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I just noticed the really short skirt Annie has on. :)
kenhense almost 12 years ago
Re: The last frame of today’s Luann. The good news: AE’s skirt is shorter than ever. The bad news: she has a headache.
yoda1234 almost 12 years ago
And of course TJ’s next line is: OK, Annie, if you don’t want me playing with my hot dog, YOU work on it for a while!"
Tyrnn almost 12 years ago
It was an itsy bitsy teeny weenie beanie linguine zucchini…
Doctor11 almost 12 years ago
And the torture continues. “Evil laugh”
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I love TJ! He’s a riot! And I love how he’s “screwing with Ann’s head”.
(Yeah I know, and yeah it was! SNERK!)
Txbiker9 almost 12 years ago
“Brad, stop playing with your wienie” would be sexual harrassment?
mytutu almost 12 years ago
Enough!! I’m bored with the hot dog thing already.
Greg, please bring back Brad and Toni.
nkasaoj almost 12 years ago
Ann’s skirt is so short, we can almost see her chest hair!
Cartoonacy almost 12 years ago
…or broccolini.
Patricia Bocklage Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I’m still laughing from the silly rhymes. Life’s too serious – lighten up and laugh! :)
Rakkav almost 12 years ago
93 comments. (Now 94.) A lot of us have waaaay too much time on our hands… rather like TJ.
rgcviper almost 12 years ago
I was gonna suggest a side of fettuccini … with a refreshing martini. But, you guys beat me to it.
imbaldeagle almost 12 years ago
Ann doesn’t know whether to be pleased or disturbed by what TJ’s doing – that’s why she has a headache. She needs to make up her mind.
imbaldeagle almost 12 years ago
Scripture says: “A double minded man (or woman) is unstable in all his ways.”
wild0409 almost 12 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Play with your hot dog! LMAO!!! Way to go Greg!
TWAdair over 11 years ago
What about the teeny weeny mini dress Ann is wearing?