Pickles by Brian Crane for July 26, 2012

My mother said the same thing about tree leaves and grasses.

Never got over it, huh?

I was disappointed by the stars when I got my glasses. They’re so tiny!

That color might turn me off cotton candy.

I still like to look at the Christmas tree without my glasses, the lights all fuzzy and blended together.

She had blue eyes… One blew to the right and the other to the left.

When I was thirteen, I put on my first pair of glasses. I knew that pine trees had needles, but I didn’t know you could see them from so far away!

I had a girlfriend who’d just been fitted for her first pair of contact lenses. Her first comment, upon seeing me was : “You really do have a crooked nose !” She could have said worse things, I guess.

Spearment, peppermint, or lime?

Were you nude?

Won’t be the first person who gets disappointed after getting a better look at something.

I think it’s neat that Nelson did not skip a beat and went right to the candy thang !!!

WAIT TILL YOU ALL WEAR TRIFOCALS!!!

I got my first glasses when I was in 7th grade yeah I needed them befor then but did a good job at memorizing the eye charts & didnt want to be (geek)

I spy, with my one good eye, green cotton candy in the sky.

Everytime I get a new pair of glasses, I see more branches on trees that I have seen everyday of my life.

My mom did not get my vision checked until after I had problems. I remember not see the board or evan closer my paper writing on. Than she took me to eye doctor and damaged was done, I was moved to Special Ed for dummy’s. Now when our two kids I had their vision checked before going to school. Son went through patching no glasses now. Daughter wears glasses ocassionaly no patching needed.

I do not par take of cotton candy. The green would need to be mint. Too much sugar.