Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 16, 2012
July 15, 2012
July 17, 2012
Transcript:
Larry the croc: Okay, zeeba neighba...Me and Frank decide to go downtown, act een community play. Frank tink it help us take mind off pressure of being predator. Zebra: Oh, yeah? Well, knock 'em dead. Larry the croc: How dat help play?
A highly inappropriate way to celebrate a patriotic holiday. Taking up arms against your government is only an act of patriotism if you win the ensuing war. If you lose, it becomes treason, pure and simple.
Heaven is an all-the-zebra-you-can-eat buffet. You have to kill every croc on the block, then your own family, and then hang yourself to get there. – Problem solved.
Zebra, capitalize on this! Guessing that Bob has come back to lif… back to "Pearls’… "“Bob, You can do better! Hey, tell me about your family. Knock ’em all dead!”
Tue Elung-Jensen almost 12 years ago
Good thing (apparently) that there are so many crocs.
margueritem almost 12 years ago
Should he have told him to ‘Break a leg’ instead? Nah.
Sherlock Watson almost 12 years ago
Good thing Zeeba didn’t tell them to “slay the audience.”
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
In today’s strip, the rôle of Bob was played by Frank. RIP. Dat’s how, Larry Croc!
Phatts almost 12 years ago
. . . hey, it worked for Punch and Judy . . . right?
rf_eq almost 12 years ago
I didn’t know Frank was a crack head
orinoco womble almost 12 years ago
Frankly, I’m surprised there are so many crocs left. Dumbness kills.
knight1192a almost 12 years ago
Let us be perfectly frank, he’s dead Jim.
tigre1 almost 12 years ago
Zeeba has just found a way to eliminate crocs…talk to them encouragingly.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Well, the good news for Frank is, the pressure of Larry’s bat has completely taken his mind off the pressure of being a predator.
eddie6192 almost 12 years ago
Frankly speaking, I think we’ve seen the last of Frank.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 12 years ago
All the crocs’ roles are under-studied.
Labyr1nth almost 12 years ago
I’ll be frank.No, you were frank last time; it’s my turn to be frank; you be earnest.
chp9595 almost 12 years ago
He knocked one out of the ballpark.
jmartin1955 almost 12 years ago
Not a literal expression
gordrogb Premium Member almost 12 years ago
The play? “Dumb and Dumber”.
Yes – I know it is not a play – you got a better one?
androgenoide almost 12 years ago
A highly inappropriate way to celebrate a patriotic holiday. Taking up arms against your government is only an act of patriotism if you win the ensuing war. If you lose, it becomes treason, pure and simple.
finale almost 12 years ago
They’ll need about a 1000 of them to stage “Le Miserable” for a 3 show run.
fhhuber almost 12 years ago
It helped the play by taking Frank out of it.
Oxnate almost 12 years ago
Heaven is an all-the-zebra-you-can-eat buffet. You have to kill every croc on the block, then your own family, and then hang yourself to get there. – Problem solved.
sandigilbo almost 12 years ago
Frank should get an Oscar, instead of a Tony. Does Frank even give a D@mn?
Number Three almost 12 years ago
Poor Zebra in the last panel.
I love the ‘CRACK’
xxx
comicgal10 almost 12 years ago
I have been wondering forever when stephan would use that phrase.
Popeyesforearm almost 12 years ago
they’re doing a play on the new “Batman” movie.
samfran6-0 almost 12 years ago
I wondered about the bat,too.
Firebird67 almost 12 years ago
Usually it is sweet, dim Pig who takes comments literally. But then he is too nice for that line to work here.
lecrenb almost 12 years ago
Pastis ran out of Bobs?
bmonk almost 12 years ago
Larry has really gone to bat for Frank. Even if it is only strike one, Frank is out at home. Must have been a sacrifice play?
SuperSayian almost 12 years ago
Rip Frank : Killed by the the stupidity of his fellow crocs
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Seriously, not even ONE “Break a leg!” joke? What’s wrong with you people?
Zebrails almost 12 years ago
Zebra, capitalize on this! Guessing that Bob has come back to lif… back to "Pearls’… "“Bob, You can do better! Hey, tell me about your family. Knock ’em all dead!”
Soroxas over 11 years ago
55 dead crocs
ZeebA16 about 11 years ago
63 dead crocs.
magipants over 10 years ago
59
GoingNuclear over 5 years ago
68
phobos about 5 years ago
77 crocs
Goat the goat over 3 years ago
86
Steve the Croc over 3 years ago
larry be very strong
elementium11 over 1 year ago
Halloo Zeeba Neighba!