Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 29, 2012

Uber SNERK!!!

Um, Brewster, get out of the little guys room, you pervo….

Just saw Tenacious D do a song called Death Star….“♪ ♫We’ve got to divide and conquer the stars…. ♫ ♫”

Augh! Throw him back! I never told you you could have pets!

I wasn’t sure Brewster was going to show up at all this week.

Brewster probably doesn’t even know the difference. For all we know, his room looks like this too. ;)

Quite a common contraction in my world.

Get that abductee probed and neutered before he runs away.

Squids these days…

Is his name Jeremy?

He followed me home. Can I keep him?

Squid(worth?)‘s mom always warned him that there’d be bugs in his room if he didn’t clean up.

New reality show: Space horders: Buried (with) Alive (people).

Brewster! get your can out of there’re . . . ☻

BREWSTER: Just looking for my thingie. Do you know what my thingie is?

But Dad, I’d be, like, the only kid in my class not to have one.

CLOTHES?!?