Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 18, 2012

And I just thought it was me.

He’s saving the environment by not needingplastic grocery bags Blanche.

those aren’t the groceries. that’s only my sandwich

My wife say she picks ’em out pays for ’em and my job is to lug ’em in and and put ’em away amd eat ’em. LOL.

I wish I could bring in groceries like that.

Not liking to make two trips is why I lost weight. Now it only takes me one trip to go upstairs.

LOL I know why I do that: Because, growing up, even if my hands were already full when taking groceries in, my mom would say that I could take more and pile stuff on top

@revisagesKinda glad it’s not my job to support you. You’re a kinda high-maintenance sort.

@gmartin997Guys strive for speed and efficiency in completing annoying assignments. It’s just a guy thing, but it’s even more annoying to see some short little guy with a magic wand empty a vehicle with all that chow in one shot, dwarfing any attempts on a guy’s part to attain speed and efficiency.

Now if we could just do it his way

You’d rather have them a la carte?

What is it with your fat self just standing on the porch griping?

Because you can’t ever get more help. My childhood days.

She’s lucky he does the grocery shopping! I’m lucky too as my husband does ours. ♥

i don’t dtive for speed or efficiency….. if i did…my ol lady would make me do more stuff !!!!!!!

drive not dtive…LOL

Not just a guy thing…I hate making multiple trips to & from the car as well.

I could use one of those wands!

Guilty, as charged.

So would I. But not about the age of the rope.

my Uncle Martin can do that, without even using a wand!

Because some men are too lazy to make 2 trips.