Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 06, 2012

or if her bladder leaks.

Mom used to say: " Age is just a number. And mine is unlisted!"

Re: Frog Blog I used to own a Great Dane that would sit in the front passenger seat with her feet on the floor and her head out the sunroof.

Re: AT THE SWIMMING POOLI’ll not be asking her age.What I see is all I need to know.

Re: The BlogAll eleven of the Top Ten Reasons Not Get Ink.

You’re a very cute redhead, so for goodness’ sake, just excuse yourself, go to the restroom, take a dump, freshen up, and then come back and resume our conversation!

Thank you, Teresa, for putting me and my cause on your blog once again!

And they call her Incontinentia Buttocks….

sphincter says what?

I promise.

Have you ever filled up an outhouse?

Never allow a little fecal matter to come between you and a good time. (Old Greek saying.)

RE: Blog … Betty Page… short legs and, one might say, a somewhat chunky body … yet she was THE favorite model of several artists who painted “cheese cake” for calenders and men’s magazines. Proof that beauty lies in the eye of the beholder?

You could prod her to find out.

Better buy a bottle of that colon cleanse tele marketed by that goofy looking guy,

Tee – Interesting contrast between the unusually (for FA) realistic depiction of the character (a desirable redhead*, no less) and the not-so-desirable subject matter of the copy. – D

* Maybe Marg (with her encyclopedic knowledge of FA characters) can correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t remember seeing Drop Dead Red before. Is she “new?” Will we see her again?

Dear Teresa

Pay him no mind. He’s always had a “thing” for redheads.

Sincerely,

Rotifer’s Mother

I’m sure I could connect you to some promising homeopathic web sites. Or you could just save the time and drink some water.

If anybody’s got an in with the GC Overlords, please tell ’em we need the “edit” button back.

Again about the Cervelat issue: Sorry I haven’t introduced myself. It’s true, I am Swiss and I have grilled (and still do!) countless Cervelats over a campfire.I have read your strip and the blog for years now but never felt the need to comment…until the topic came to Cervelats. By the way, another way to enjoy a Cervelat is to slice it open, put some cheese in it, wrap it in bacon, then grill it.

I feel fit to be tied.Oh put a lid on it.

Two questions, one answer.

HANDThe question should be about the sound it makes clapping.

..is she full of sh**?

And never ask Who packed it up there, If you get my drift; if you get my meaning.

Once my mother reached a certain age, the reason you didn’t want to ask the second question is that she was all too eager to answer it.

re: blog. norway. teresa, i see that you look at “wimp” and research. btw your blog is fantastic (so is the strip, both of them). where do you find so much material?

I’m as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth.and the capacity of my colon is known only to my gastroenterologist!

That would definitely be a case of TMI!

Re: The Blog. The “Spanking Us” post is rather theologically suspect. God never promised to take away the consequences of our actions. Nor does he make us sick to spank us. We get sick from natural causes or as a result of our own bad behaviioural choices. It’s as simple as that.

this is the kind of mush that well-meaning parents feed their children in order to control them. But it’s not orthodox theology by a long stretch!

RE the redhead in Teresa’s drawing and the tattooed nudist on parade in her blog, it doesn’t matter how gorgeous, there’s someone somewhere who’s tired of her 5H1T.

Teresa: thank you for the David A. Smith video – fantastic.

But, she said a full colon…

give her a box of chocolates…chocolate ex-lax