Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 19, 2012
Transcript:
Zebra: What are you doing, Pig? Pig: Trying to find Kleenex Bob. He's the little man in the kleenex box who radios back to headquarters whenever you take out a kleenex. Zebra: What are you talking about? Pig: It's how kleenex headquarters knows to pop the next kleenex out of box! He's critical part of the operation! And I can't find him anywhere! Because he's lost! Lost! Zebra: I think I'll show myself out. Pig: Shhh. Sending in a search party. Zebra: I
emjaycee about 12 years ago
He’s having lunch with the guy that turns the refrigerator light off when you shut the door.
margueritem about 12 years ago
Gotta love Pig and his search party.
margueritem about 12 years ago
The Keebler Elves made the dessert.
Jess V about 12 years ago
Little concerned about Pig right now
DuHhozr about 12 years ago
Why would it be a little man in the box? I think if it’s a Keenex box it’s a little woman and her name is Kimberly Clark!
hariseldon59 about 12 years ago
I’m tempted to say that Pig is losing it, but I don’t think he ever had it.
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
Zeeba Neighba, wait for me! Pig has gone ’round the bend!
zero about 12 years ago
Pig! the guy just signed a deal to pitch for the NYY. They like guys with tissue arms. . ..
Varnes about 12 years ago
Brings to mind the scene in Men In Black II, where Tommy Lee Jones tells the guy inside the sorting machine to stop smoking…
knight1192a about 12 years ago
Poor Pig. Poor simple, naive Pig. Maybe you should make Rat a part of the search party. Stuff him in the box and tape it shut until he manages to find Kleenex Bob.
Kvasir42 Premium Member about 12 years ago
I thought this was a one-off, but I love how it’s going.
rolleg about 12 years ago
Another Bob?
walruscarver2000 about 12 years ago
Blessed are the gullible, for they shallbe called the voters.
JGordonFan24 about 12 years ago
I think Pig has finally lost this time!
RonaldDavis about 12 years ago
Maybe he’s now working in my GPS receiver.
Bratwurst about 12 years ago
No tissue issue?
jmartin1955 about 12 years ago
Ha, ha, ha – hilarious. Love the shot of Pig shoving his face in the box.
patsysutcliffe Premium Member about 12 years ago
What I love is Pig’s compassion for the plight of all creatures great and small.
Kathy Freeman about 12 years ago
No! He’s with all those people inside the TV. =^..^=
finale about 12 years ago
Zebra should try to get the Crocs involved here. What a meeting of the minds with Pig; plus if they really get into this it’ll take them years to figure it out.
GoodQuestion Premium Member about 12 years ago
Don’t worry, Bob, pig has sent in a snout . . . . ☻
MeGoNow Premium Member about 12 years ago
Snot gonna be fun for Bob if Pig finds him that way.
thewhatifguy about 12 years ago
No… I am Kleenex Bob!
Fan o’ Lio. about 12 years ago
The little man in the Kleenex box is Arthur C. Clarke.
Defective Premium Member about 12 years ago
What I wanna know is… if Bob’s missing, HOW ARE THE TISSUES COMING OUT OF THE BOX!! Oh, no! A real crisis now!
Number Three about 12 years ago
Pig is one crackerjack!
I thought Rat was daft.
LOL xxx
Sherlock Watson about 12 years ago
If Pig wants information regarding Bob’s whereabouts, he should call 411 and ask the tiny person in the phone.
dcannon55 about 12 years ago
Pig is the bomb.
Hobbes vs. Woodstock about 12 years ago
Can i just say one thing to all you Pearls Before Swine sunday comic lovers?
“I fundamentally change bob.”
Popeyesforearm about 12 years ago
maybe he’ll find my other sock
bmonk about 12 years ago
Maybe he’s one of Maxwell’s demons? IIRC, the last time they went on strike, Hell froze over. Can’t remember the name of the story, though.
xall2h1 about 12 years ago
I feel sorry fpr pig for whoever is telling him this
Snoopy_Fan about 12 years ago
Just about everyone in this strip is named Bob…
Snoopy_Fan about 12 years ago
Send in Little Guard Duck! He’ll find him!
kzcreations.com about 12 years ago
I think Kleenex Bob is really Eric the Circle.
Comicmaaan almost 8 years ago
Great, now I beleve in Kleenex bob!
CesarSantos almost 3 years ago
OK, there is terminally stupid and then there is bat$#!¥ crazy.
Pig {From P.B.S} about 1 year ago
I found him!