Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 09, 2012

Oh man. That’s almost as bad as the “How do I love thee, let me count the ways.” Not that it is explicitly stated but it is implied.

Roses are red, carnations are inferior,Take care of that sciatica, down by your posterior.

Rose are red, even on Battlestar Galactica,I really hope the doctor can fix your sciatica

Some of these may be the words that come closest to rhyming with Connecticut.

Red are the roses, green is the grass…..

LOL!!! Love the comments today!

Roses are red, and chrome is all shiny…

Roses are red, don’t get stuck in a rut….(I’m giving susan an assist on that one.)

Thanks, Susan…bet you’ll get quoted…

Oboes are woodwinds, trumpets are brass…

Some of you are in championship form today!

Roses are Red,Carnations are Pink-ter"….

Oh, my. The way you people do carry on, proving y’all are so high class.

You can rhyme ConnecticutIf you think phonetic, butPlease don’t break pun etiquette

Roses are red, as they grow on the bush…

Apples are red, all shiny and plump…

Roses are red, I’m glad that we’ve got ’em…

Roses are lovely, some would say beauteous…

shoe

Today the comments are better than the comic.

Roses are redAnd grow on a bushTake care of that sciaticaDown by your tush

Roses are red and need lots of manure ….

Roses are red and grow great on a bump ….

Roses are red and smell great when they’re near ….

Roses are red but taste like my gum ….

Roses are red, petals fly when they’re loose …

violets are blue, roses are red, take care of that sciata, in your rear end.