Reminds me of the Grandmother in the Disney movie Mulan….she walks across a busy street, hands over her eyes, holding a cricket to prove it’s lucky. It looked a lot like the middle panel, only moving.
One time at a bar, patron staggers out to the cars, trying key to several cars. In background patrolman is watching, as several other patrons left and drove off. Finally, he finds his car, unlocks door, gets in and starts engine. Then the flashing red light come on, and patrolman asks him to take the breath-a-lizer test. It came back 0.0 “I don’t understand”, the patrolman said. “Simple – tonight I’m the designated decoy!!”
doc white over 12 years ago
The horse was the designated driver.
AKHenderson Premium Member over 12 years ago
The spirit’s been a bit heavy into the spirits.
PICTO over 12 years ago
I would walk home from the bar but people keep stepping on my hands.
Sandfan over 12 years ago
“I have to drive, Officer. I’m too drunk to walk.”
LingeeWhiz over 12 years ago
But officer, my horse is the designated driver.
LovDComix over 12 years ago
Reminds me of the Grandmother in the Disney movie Mulan….she walks across a busy street, hands over her eyes, holding a cricket to prove it’s lucky. It looked a lot like the middle panel, only moving.
dfowensby over 12 years ago
an acquaintance got suspended for DUI. then disappeared for a month: got busted again, he ran a red light—-this time on his bicycle…
tuslog64 over 12 years ago
One time at a bar, patron staggers out to the cars, trying key to several cars. In background patrolman is watching, as several other patrons left and drove off. Finally, he finds his car, unlocks door, gets in and starts engine. Then the flashing red light come on, and patrolman asks him to take the breath-a-lizer test. It came back 0.0 “I don’t understand”, the patrolman said. “Simple – tonight I’m the designated decoy!!”