Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 30, 2011

I want one .

True, mimes are hell on property assessments. But they make good neighbors. Even if they have a fight, you can’t tell. Although,it does get pretty rough with the occasional drive-by miming.

especially the republicans!

Lots of luck with that.

I find my “Lifetime NRA Member” sticker in the front window generally gets me left alone.

Looks like he’s laying in wait, but what’s he gonna do? He’s unarmed!

We could use something like that on these boards at times. darn mimes…

Wait until the sign ordinance people catch up with him!

Actually I’d like to see Glenn Beck and Keith Olbermann as mimes.

Bert// add cartoonist to your list. They hang around the house all day// do nothing but draw and talk to themselves. You have to be careful around them or else something you say or do will end up on the funny pages.

bloated fat women with noisy kids and cell phones too

Go over to Ces’t la Vie and grab one of Michael’s masks. Answer the door with that on.

I really need a place like that!!!

How about a sign like this:

“We shoot every third solicitor and the second one just left”.

Corner lot with a big sign in front of it. THAT devalues his property!!!!

you beat me to that one…

Works for me, but you’ll have to create a TV, radio, and Internet free zone.

‘Beware of Crocodile’ signs also help.

As Steven Wright says.. “When you shoot a mime, you should use a silencer” – no noise violations there.

Now, if we could add the political speed dialers calling to ask for support for their silly-arsed candidate to the list, and all the junk mail in the box (both USPS and internet), that would be a big improvement. With the way I see things going, the junk mail won’t be around much longer. Thinking of putting a trash can next to my mailbox on the road so that the USPS driver can Pre-sort for me.

Did he consult Danae for his list items?

I need a much bigger sign than that!!

The property values there must be sky high with everyone wanting to get into the neighborhood. How do we get rezoned.He forgot the telemarketers, sales people, and church recruiters.

no, no, no breathing

How about “no occupiers?” Nothing in the world is worse.

Too bad about the Mimes. They can be entertaining. When you need target practise.

Why is everyone hating on mimes? It’s not like they make much noise.

What?

As I am not planning to sell, why would I want property values to go up? That would only mean that I would have to pay higher taxes.Think about it.

No Non-Sequiturs

As Gahan Wilson once said: Trespassers Will Be Experimented Upon.

Too little too late, but all I can say is “not for the couch upholstery.”

“Survivors will be prosecuted?”

Should have also included “Occupy Wall Street” protesters.