Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 29, 2011

It’s the whole “omniscience” thing they have a problem with …

there’s a special place in haven for lawyers… it’s called the tenth layer of hell

Lawyers get in?!

God really is forgiving!

That’s why it’s ‘Divine’ to forgive!

You see, the reason most people prefer to go to “The Other Place,” is because, in case something goes wrong, they’ll need a good lawyer - and we all know there are none of those guys in Heaven… :)

Hmm, the server crossed out the last part of the sentence…

St. Peter is still reading the lawyer’s “Privacy Policy” and “Terms and Conditions.”

Now cut that out!

:-)

the saying that all dogs go to heaven, well not lawyers. especially, the vapid shell of human being that is representing bernie fine and jerry sandusky. those 2, and many members of congress.

There is no plea bargening in heaven.

Because they are alleged liars.

Hopefully there is no spell checking in Heaven either.

God, you’re going to be dealing with a lot worse from Herman Cain.

Wiley is an optimist!

He was chasing an ambulance and they put on brakes.

He’s the first person since Methuselah to live past the age of 500, at least according to his billing hours…

Before I moved to New Jersey and discovered what a beautiful state it is … I disparaged it as well.

What lawyer would MAKE it to heaven? ; )

Only a lawyer would question God’s opinion…..

Wiley really had to reach for this one! There’s no way this scene would ever play out in heaven!

Okay, since when do lawyers go to Heaven ????

FUNNY!

-Really?

Really?

Why wouldn’t lawyers get in? Most are smart and fight for their client (you). Wait until you invent something or get into trouble or want to whine and exercise your “rights”

Pond scum on earth, dried scum in hell!

I’m amazed he got this far. This goes in the Death Cartoon Collection at The Family Plot Blog!http://thefamilyplot.wordpress.com/category/death-cartoons/

Old joke, what do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of lake Michigan? A good start!

Simple. They let the lawyers in Heaven, give them a grand tour of the place, then send them down. It’s reserved for people who really tick off St. Pete.

Heaven and Hell aren’t on different levels, they’re on the same plane, divided by a fence.One day God’s out strolling and sees a spot where the fence is falling apart.He calls Satan over and says, “Hey, you gotta get this fence fixed right away!”Satan says, “Not my problem. You want it fixed, you get it fixed yourself!”God says, “You get this fixed right away or I’m gonna call a lawyer!”Satan says, “Oh yeah? Where are YOU gonna find a lawer??”