There is NO correct answer to “do these pants make me look fat?” Live and learn, buddy—err, die and learn, buddy!
Honesty is its own reward.
He’s right though.
The correct response to the question, “Do these pants make me look fat?” is to run away screaming at the top of your lungs.
And never look back.
Men, here is what you say. “No, honey, on the contrary. Those pants Make you look 2 sizes smaller.”
That’s a woman’s logic for you: No such thing as over-retaliating.
It’s his fault in the first place for having ought to do w/ a lady so shallow as to be worried if she doesn’t look as gaunt as a coathanger sculpture…Rubens had the proportions correct…
October 30, 2015
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
There is NO correct answer to “do these pants make me look fat?” Live and learn, buddy—err, die and learn, buddy!
tamron over 12 years ago
Honesty is its own reward.
cleokaya over 12 years ago
He’s right though.
Nebulous Premium Member over 12 years ago
The correct response to the question, “Do these pants make me look fat?” is to run away screaming at the top of your lungs.
And never look back.
LingeeWhiz over 12 years ago
Men, here is what you say. “No, honey, on the contrary. Those pants Make you look 2 sizes smaller.”
EricAlder over 12 years ago
That’s a woman’s logic for you: No such thing as over-retaliating.
grundsau over 12 years ago
It’s his fault in the first place for having ought to do w/ a lady so shallow as to be worried if she doesn’t look as gaunt as a coathanger sculpture…Rubens had the proportions correct…