“I’m from the space station R.U.Sirius. You?”“I’m here to blow up the Earth.”“Oh.”“Yes, it’s blocking my view of Venus.”“Well, that’s understanda … wait, what?”
“I think the guy who owns the moon might object. He’ll be so angry.”“Oh dear, I thought Earth owned it. Who does it really belong to?”“You can go look up Uranus.”“…How’d you like to look like your license photo?”
Another great toon, Tim—-Stay tooned – tomorrow Brew faces the “bored” DSV clerk—-any guesses who that will be?!? Dr Mel? Bucky? Or maybe- Gasp!!- Flesh Gordon!!!…….☻
Not only did he grow up on a black and white TV, he had two older sisters that are the cause of his twisted imagination. His older sister takes credit for all of his creative thinking! I have to live with her 24/7!
Darth Vader to Marvin the Martian: “Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.”MM to DV: “Well, back to the ol ’lectronic brain…”
I see that rascal Darthy Boy Vader in line there. Is it harder to get a Death Star operator’s license than a motor cycle license? He obviously has to wear a helmet…
margueritem over 12 years ago
You’re in good company, Brewster!
rayannina over 12 years ago
“I’m from the space station R.U.Sirius. You?”“I’m here to blow up the Earth.”“Oh.”“Yes, it’s blocking my view of Venus.”“Well, that’s understanda … wait, what?”
Coyoty Premium Member over 12 years ago
“I think the guy who owns the moon might object. He’ll be so angry.”“Oh dear, I thought Earth owned it. Who does it really belong to?”“You can go look up Uranus.”“…How’d you like to look like your license photo?”
Phatts over 12 years ago
it must be as easy to get a rocket-pilot’s license as it is to get a regular driver’s license. you basically have to prove you have a pulse.
pcolli over 12 years ago
They gave him a license in order to get him away from the Earth.
teardroprain over 12 years ago
It is like looking into my future. Need to get my licence renewed tomorrow.
TechnoScotty over 12 years ago
I hope Brewster doesn’t confuse his piloting test with a game of Asteroids!
gordrogb Premium Member over 12 years ago
I love it! The only thing missing is a bored surley clerk.
JoeStrike over 12 years ago
Why is Kirk in black & white? Star Trek was shown in “living color, on NBC.” Tim, does this mean you grew up without a color TV?
Mopman over 12 years ago
@Strike Joe.Kirk – probably just alluding to how old that show is now
lewisbower over 12 years ago
Wrong form. Fill this out and get at the end of the line in the next solar system. Next. Oh wait, I’m on break.
GalleyOar over 12 years ago
Marvin the Martian… where you been hiding? Bugs Bunny still giving you fits?
StoicLion1973 over 12 years ago
Why is Kirk there? Wouldn’t Sulu (who was the actual pilot) make more sense?
TheDOCTOR over 12 years ago
Clerk is either Mr. Spacely, the Robinsons’ Robot, or ROSIE.
WaitingMan over 12 years ago
To make things worse, Patty and Selma Bouvier are on duty today.
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 12 years ago
Another great toon, Tim—-Stay tooned – tomorrow Brew faces the “bored” DSV clerk—-any guesses who that will be?!? Dr Mel? Bucky? Or maybe- Gasp!!- Flesh Gordon!!!…….☻
Nighthawks Premium Member over 12 years ago
don’t irritate that guy in front of you, if you make him very angry he just might pull out his illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator
saltydog85 over 12 years ago
I am sorry Mr Vader, but you will have to remove your helmet to get your picture taken.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 12 years ago
Just yer luck too Brewster, an illegal alien in front of you….. are you in the right line?
tegm over 12 years ago
lol, and here I thought Dude and Dude was featuring random cartoon characters…
EricAlder over 12 years ago
Do you really think Darth Vader would be third in line?
klogsdon Premium Member over 12 years ago
Not only did he grow up on a black and white TV, he had two older sisters that are the cause of his twisted imagination. His older sister takes credit for all of his creative thinking! I have to live with her 24/7!
Sherlock Watson over 12 years ago
If you want to make the line a little shorter, Brewster, just ray-blast George; I for one won’t miss him.
Rakkav over 12 years ago
Darth Vader to Marvin the Martian: “Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.”MM to DV: “Well, back to the ol ’lectronic brain…”
Varnes over 12 years ago
I see that rascal Darthy Boy Vader in line there. Is it harder to get a Death Star operator’s license than a motor cycle license? He obviously has to wear a helmet…
Ermine Notyours over 12 years ago
Clerk to Darth: The last two Death Stars you piloted blew up.Darth: But it wasn’t my fault!
PRASHANTSRIVASTAV716 over 12 years ago
Oh God..!! Darth Vader is gonna get a license before Brewster..!! Is this the end of the world..?? lol