When I was a boy (12 in 1949-50’s), we built kit model airplanes out of balsa wood with tissue paper glued to the wood for the wings. We hung them from the ceiling in our bedrooms and all the kids compared each others. Go into Wal-mart today and see if you can find these kits. We also built sailing ships that mom displayed on the den table. What happened?
@Kreole- I’m a decade or so behind you (b. 1945). but model building- from balsa planes and boats to Revell’s plastic car, ship, and plane models- was a favorite pastime before I discovered that girls were more fun. At around 15 it got a little testy, though- Warren’s Hobby Shop around the corner was only three stores up the street from La Ritz Bakery, where Dottie K. worked that summer. Teenage turmoil!I blame Atari and “progress”.
@Nab- All those beautiful pieces staring you in the face, and you stopped to read all the directions before picking up the Testor’s and poking a hole in the tube? Wish Congress had that kind of restraint. Good move, though- most of the cars were pretty simple; the New Jersey and the Graf Zeppelin took a bit more patience and skill. The wooden boats- well, I won’t get into that.
In Calvin’s defence, a 6 year old shouldn’t be tackling a project like that alone anyway. At that age, it should be a father/son bonding experience. (Especially with the glue getting all over the place!)
Self destruct for security reasons .Instructions translated from Japan or China.My hands where too big.Oh there’s lots of reasons I did not like models
A kit is only as good as the person writing the instructions. In 1956 I built a Heathkit AR-3 shortwave receiver. Worked as soon as plugged in. Still works today, but it has become technological obsolete. (Though not kits, Tektronix used to put out manuals that could be understood by anyone troubleshooting the equipment.)
kreole: Instant gratification. Few are willing to take the time to build a model, much less the time to develop the skills required. I have models in five museums and a couple of private collections. I miss it since effective tremor set in. [Sigh]
I built a gas engine propelled model from a kit when I was a kid. I put it together just right and painted a beautiful glossy yellow, with several coats of paint. The paint weighed it down so much that it barely lifted 2 feet off the ground.
When I was a kid, I also built the balsa wood/tissue paper planes. They were rubber band powered and I’d fly them out of the attic window. Then, when they’d get beat up, I’d give them one last glorious flight by setting them on fire and letting them go.
Calvin the artist using the Universal Attitude Adjustment Device on his work. The wonderfully imaginative little boy with a low tolerance for frustration – is there a psychiatric name for that?
It’s actually possible to do a lot more to a model than just glue it together. Removing seams… textured paint… enhancements such as hinges, motors, lamps… Or put it in a diorama; Calvin’s model there could go in a jungle scene with little men holding the pilot at gunpoint
@thebird55,Calvin smote the plane with a hammer.Smote is one of my favorite words from the Bible.“And David smote them from the twilight even unto the evening of the next day: and there escaped not a man of them, save four hundred young men, which rode upon camels, and fled.” I Samuel 30:17This is from the Bible lesson I taught at the Springfield Rescue Mission at the evening Chapel Service last Thursday.I don’t think I could preach a sermon on a comma, though.
arye uygur over 12 years ago
Most manuals for electronics seem impossible to understand.
comicgos over 12 years ago
I agree!
margueritem over 12 years ago
Looks like it lost the dog fight…
adubman over 12 years ago
Un-Friendly Fire?
rayannina over 12 years ago
“I call this piece ‘Japanese Zero at Midway’ …”
Dirty Dragon over 12 years ago
Curse you, Red Baron!
pouncingtiger over 12 years ago
Nothing new for Hobbes to witness.
michael100 over 12 years ago
ha ha.
kreole over 12 years ago
When I was a boy (12 in 1949-50’s), we built kit model airplanes out of balsa wood with tissue paper glued to the wood for the wings. We hung them from the ceiling in our bedrooms and all the kids compared each others. Go into Wal-mart today and see if you can find these kits. We also built sailing ships that mom displayed on the den table. What happened?
Tog over 12 years ago
If he grows up Calvin will become a prime exponent of road rage.
Phapada over 12 years ago
really it Difficult to rebuilt…
Puddleglum2 over 12 years ago
“If I Had a Hammer” – Trini LopezThat’s just ‘plane’ silly!
doc white over 12 years ago
i think he inhaled all of it.
bluskies over 12 years ago
@Kreole- I’m a decade or so behind you (b. 1945). but model building- from balsa planes and boats to Revell’s plastic car, ship, and plane models- was a favorite pastime before I discovered that girls were more fun. At around 15 it got a little testy, though- Warren’s Hobby Shop around the corner was only three stores up the street from La Ritz Bakery, where Dottie K. worked that summer. Teenage turmoil!I blame Atari and “progress”.
bluskies over 12 years ago
@Nab- All those beautiful pieces staring you in the face, and you stopped to read all the directions before picking up the Testor’s and poking a hole in the tube? Wish Congress had that kind of restraint. Good move, though- most of the cars were pretty simple; the New Jersey and the Graf Zeppelin took a bit more patience and skill. The wooden boats- well, I won’t get into that.
rentier over 12 years ago
A simple solution! To think it over needs more effort!
rentier over 12 years ago
Yesterday I broke one of my expensiv porcelain plates. I glued it together, but it is not as well as before!
Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 12 years ago
See Calvin that’s why you need to pay attention in school so you learn how to follow directions.
rOugh-A over 12 years ago
poor calvin!
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
Calvin the destroyer. (He’ll never be a builder).
tripwire45 over 12 years ago
Patience isn’t a quality Calvin has in abundance.
larney45 over 12 years ago
We know what Calvin does with planes; what would he do with trains and automobiles? And that’s the “plain” truth!
lewisbower over 12 years ago
If at first you don’t succeed, give up and blame another before failure becomes a habit.
alan.gurka over 12 years ago
Pilot error: he crash-landed a perfectly good aircraft!
dimeadance over 12 years ago
Wonder what it would be like today if Joseph had been a carpenter like Calvin
Destiny23 over 12 years ago
In Calvin’s defence, a 6 year old shouldn’t be tackling a project like that alone anyway. At that age, it should be a father/son bonding experience. (Especially with the glue getting all over the place!)
cosman over 12 years ago
@cleo: HA !
gorba over 12 years ago
If at first you don’t succeed…
kab2rb over 12 years ago
I wonder if most feel like doing what Calvin did to electronics.
ratlum over 12 years ago
Self destruct for security reasons .Instructions translated from Japan or China.My hands where too big.Oh there’s lots of reasons I did not like models
judy.palen over 12 years ago
The hobby stores are still there, They just sell through the Internet now.You DO have to look for them though.
tuslog64 over 12 years ago
A kit is only as good as the person writing the instructions. In 1956 I built a Heathkit AR-3 shortwave receiver. Worked as soon as plugged in. Still works today, but it has become technological obsolete. (Though not kits, Tektronix used to put out manuals that could be understood by anyone troubleshooting the equipment.)
Number Three over 12 years ago
Awwwww, Poor Calvin
Why are things ALWAYS difficult? :(
xxx
hippogriff over 12 years ago
kreole: Instant gratification. Few are willing to take the time to build a model, much less the time to develop the skills required. I have models in five museums and a couple of private collections. I miss it since effective tremor set in. [Sigh]
benbrilling over 12 years ago
I built a gas engine propelled model from a kit when I was a kid. I put it together just right and painted a beautiful glossy yellow, with several coats of paint. The paint weighed it down so much that it barely lifted 2 feet off the ground.
abesnake over 12 years ago
When I was a kid, I also built the balsa wood/tissue paper planes. They were rubber band powered and I’d fly them out of the attic window. Then, when they’d get beat up, I’d give them one last glorious flight by setting them on fire and letting them go.
Rakkav over 12 years ago
Mostly what i needed, when dealing with such models, was a few more years chalked up on my own fuselage.
khpage over 12 years ago
Calvin the artist using the Universal Attitude Adjustment Device on his work. The wonderfully imaginative little boy with a low tolerance for frustration – is there a psychiatric name for that?
Ooops! Premium Member over 12 years ago
Hobbes won! Hobbes won! (giggles)
Ooops! Premium Member over 12 years ago
Hmmm…. mine usually mysteriously combust.
Gretchen's Mom over 12 years ago
Now that was just “plane” bad!!!!!;-)
Gretchen's Mom over 12 years ago
Wham! Wham! Wham! Now that’s showing it who’s boss!!!!! ;-)
mac47 over 12 years ago
Flight down! Flight down!
DerkinsVanPelt218 over 12 years ago
Star Wolf must have hit it.
PappyFiddle over 12 years ago
It’s actually possible to do a lot more to a model than just glue it together. Removing seams… textured paint… enhancements such as hinges, motors, lamps… Or put it in a diorama; Calvin’s model there could go in a jungle scene with little men holding the pilot at gunpoint
Puddleglum2 over 12 years ago
@thebird55,Calvin smote the plane with a hammer.Smote is one of my favorite words from the Bible.“And David smote them from the twilight even unto the evening of the next day: and there escaped not a man of them, save four hundred young men, which rode upon camels, and fled.” I Samuel 30:17This is from the Bible lesson I taught at the Springfield Rescue Mission at the evening Chapel Service last Thursday.I don’t think I could preach a sermon on a comma, though.