Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 11, 2011

Alert level RED is right!

Ya know, with the right equipment, a mimie could actually pull that one off. (It’d be fun to see the reaction)

but…if the mime got out of the invisible box and left the area, he would no longer be there to be annoying and the annoyance alert level should be green. shouldn’t it? now i’m confused, which is annoying. danged mimes!

by the way. if you shoot at a mime, should you use a silencer?(not my line, just quoting.)

Without the mime there, people will bump into the invisible box.

He’s now miming outside of the box……a good reason to raise the alert level to double red alert, yyyguy

The mime has been out of the box for awhile. The mime will always remain out of the box. The level will always be red.

Shoot on sight.

…I love this strip..always thinking outside the box…

Read Terry Pratchett`s Discworld Novels for an opinion on mime artists/street theatre.

If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, would it make a sound?If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, would anyone care?

Elmer Fudd is on his trail … be beret, beret quiet!

Bright red. Oh wait I’m thinking of an email I got yesterday.

Ribbie: did you know you can get report for personal attacks AROUND HERE?

Shields and Yarnell have declared an anti-defamation suit.

Everybody talks about mimes but no one ever does anything about them.

Don’t worry, you’ll find him down the street, walking his invisible dog…

It’s a mimefield out there!

If you hit a mime with a giant wooden mallet, do they scream?

Ribbie — why do you think it’s all right for YOU to make mean-spirited, unwarranted attacks? I would MUCH rather read Comicgos’ (nice name btw) polite expression of enjoyment than your rude criticism.

Actually, the mime is now invisible and we’re al stuck inside the box.

Well I don’t know what ribbie said, but his comment is now gone…..here at least. There’s still another on another comic page – maybe more.

Tagline: Mime escape.

I think everyone needs to mime their own business.

What’s mime is yours!

Where’s Opus with an olive loaf when you need him?

He’s a fake: If he had been a REAL mime, the rope would be invisible too.

I once encountered a mime pretending to pitch a baseball, etc. so I dropped down like a catcher and pretended to catch for him complete with signals, etc. The mime went bat spit crazy and started yelling at me for spoiling his act. I am one of the few who actually annoyed a mime. I’m so proud!

That panel was a classic… had to show all my friends. I’m still laughing! Thanks for brightening my day!