Hic-up’s are a nervous tick…..if eating or drinking work, great………..however, relaxing or focusing on something works for some people.
Soon we will live in a world without land animals and we will have fish in the ocean again………….. We will be vegetarians and eat a good tasting, healthy, balanced diet by preparing vegetables and fish properly with herbs and spices. Currently, it is not the norm here in North America, however with the proper knowledge and ingredients it is possible………….
When I get the hiccups they’re explosive. When I’m out I either scare people or make them laugh. I always get them after water aerobics and they echo in the locker room and make the girls laugh.
I was out shopping one day and a lady came running around the corner in the store and almost ran me over, I hiccupped in her face. She looked like she was swearing at me with her tense moving lips but made no sound. She looked so weird and was so close I thought she was going to hit me but she shook her head and walked away. Afterwards I was hiccupping and laughing all at the same time!
A woman went to the doctor’s office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.
After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard.
“What’s the matter with you?” the older doctor demanded. “Mrs. Terry is 61years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?”
The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said, “Does she still have the hiccups?”
Years ago, I remember reading about some guy who had chronic hiccups and slowly wasted away to skin and bones and died.
Not sure if it’s true, but fun thinking about.
margueritem almost 14 years ago
Scared them right back again!!!
asc688 almost 14 years ago
Your too late the hero hobbes!
Ooops! Premium Member almost 14 years ago
pouncingtiger almost 14 years ago
Too much too late, Hobbes.
SherriannPederson almost 14 years ago
Hic-up’s are a nervous tick…..if eating or drinking work, great………..however, relaxing or focusing on something works for some people.
Soon we will live in a world without land animals and we will have fish in the ocean again………….. We will be vegetarians and eat a good tasting, healthy, balanced diet by preparing vegetables and fish properly with herbs and spices. Currently, it is not the norm here in North America, however with the proper knowledge and ingredients it is possible………….
jorgefdz almost 14 years ago
thanks hobbes, I think calvin will need something for a heart attack too.
Pteranodon almost 14 years ago
I guess it works both ways… too bad Hobbes. You meant well, but I don’t imagine our boy will see it that way.
rentier almost 14 years ago
Uh, uh, poor Calvin, he was certainly too sweet after having eaten so much sugar! Hobbes was attracted like a magnet!
MontanaLady almost 14 years ago
Next time I get the hic cups…….
I won’t call on Hobbes!!!!
ladywolf17 almost 14 years ago
(Giggles!)
ihobbes almost 14 years ago
Good timing H.
Dino-1 almost 14 years ago
When I get the hiccups they’re explosive. When I’m out I either scare people or make them laugh. I always get them after water aerobics and they echo in the locker room and make the girls laugh. I was out shopping one day and a lady came running around the corner in the store and almost ran me over, I hiccupped in her face. She looked like she was swearing at me with her tense moving lips but made no sound. She looked so weird and was so close I thought she was going to hit me but she shook her head and walked away. Afterwards I was hiccupping and laughing all at the same time!
GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Way to go, Hobbes. Now you’ve done it.
Yukoner almost 14 years ago
The ever helpful Hobbes!!
Rakkav almost 14 years ago
(pulls out a can of SPAM-B-GONE)
Just what we need, a mortally injured boy with the hiccups.
cdward almost 14 years ago
LOL!
Troglodyte almost 14 years ago
Going by cause-and-effect, Calvin should be getting the hiccups every day after school…
JTGAM almost 14 years ago
Good morning all! Way to go Hobbes! I hope you’re proud of yourself! Great smiles.
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
If I had a stuffed tiger that attacked me on a daily basis, hiccups would be the least of my problems.
DolphinGirl78 almost 14 years ago
NE1956 almost 14 years ago
I love the two terribly different expressions on Hobbes face. Horrifying to lovable in mere seconds.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ almost 14 years ago
Time for more frosted sugar bombs!
Captain_Commando almost 14 years ago
@Johanan Rakkav
Yes, we certainly have to deal with more spam on this site now than before
dahawk almost 14 years ago
A woman went to the doctor’s office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.
After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard.
“What’s the matter with you?” the older doctor demanded. “Mrs. Terry is 61years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?”
The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said, “Does she still have the hiccups?”
Puddleglum2 almost 14 years ago
Being pregnant is just a hiccup in a 61 year old woman’s life!
ratlum almost 14 years ago
Hobbes too helpful ? That was unforeseen .
DolphinGirl78 almost 14 years ago
dahawk: Completely terrible, but I LOVE IT!!!!! :D
harrietbe almost 14 years ago
dahawk, I love your joke!
Hobbes has such good intentions. Too much… too late.
lovelycove almost 14 years ago
HAHAHAHAH!!!!
mike.firesmith almost 14 years ago
Good morning Marg! Good morning Fran and Kizzzy!
It is morning somewhere, right?
lazygrazer almost 14 years ago
Years ago, I remember reading about some guy who had chronic hiccups and slowly wasted away to skin and bones and died. Not sure if it’s true, but fun thinking about.
coffeeturtle almost 14 years ago
I don’t know about that story, grazer, but this one is rather recent:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,259123,00.html
lazygrazer almost 14 years ago
Coffee-Turtle, did you check out those mind-boggling “suggested remedies” below the article??
Sure hope poor Calvin reads these comments.
khpage almost 14 years ago
Another reason for Calvin to knock off at least three boxes of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs, and mebbe get another beanie into the bargain…
Gretchen's Mom almost 14 years ago
Poor Calvin! He’s lucky he just got the hiccups (again) after the pouncing he got from Hobbes rather than a stroke or a heart-attack instead!
oishii86 almost 14 years ago
lmao.. oh my, he has such an active imagination..
Miami2010 almost 14 years ago
He’ll never have those hicups again, nor the ability to walk :)
mrcharmander934 about 13 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! So close!