Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 12, 2009

Crawl home to his wiffie and say, “I need a hug”.

Whatever he might do it would be Horrible.

Tell a lame joke.

Find a bigger boulder next time

Hope you can run faster than they can.

try playing hide and seek with the enemy battalion

Wait till tomorrow’s cartoon, and it’ll all be over.

Go home with arrows sticking out his back

Close your eyes, then you’ll be invisible.

He’d send Lucky Eddie out to talk to them, then run away while Eddie was being destroyed … maybe.

Laughed out loud for this one. Have to admit, this is a keeper.

Hey, that’s an idea. Maybe Hager would try to laugh his way out of this one.

BC13- you don’t have to run faster than them, just the other two guys.

Hagar would destroy them all,without a second thought.Then he would come looking for his detractors,which includes most of the commenters today.

Possibly…also like some of the comments here.

The enemies here aren’t Vikings, which should be obvious. In this strip the guys with horns are Huns. Id has never faced another enemy to my knowledge.

Update 2009-10-13: Today’s edition of Hagar the Horrible has a classic example of “What would Hagar do?”

Lucky Eddie: What’s your advice? Hagar: I always say, “What will be will be.” Lucky Eddie: That’s not good enough advice.

Considering what they’re facing, no, it isn’t…:)

Hey Crunkbot Why are you such a sourpuss?

It always was a pity Gocomics doesn’t have Hagar

Five years later and still nothing!? :(