A drafty cellar
Liquid entertainment.
he made a discovery, lady… and he ain’t sharing the glory with anyone! o_O
After the worthless bum spends a year or more in jail for drinking all the booze in the cellar!!
I don’t think Jack will be too thrilled!!
Assuming it’s the Rose and Crown!
Some time, for Andy, could be weeks depending on how many barrels of ale are down there!!
Neither old-time vaudeville nor Guitar Bob would trot out a joke this weak…..
How long will he be in there?
Good luck ever getting him out of there.
May not return until sunrise. Taking inventory requires verifying the contents of each barrel.
Good for what ales him!
Send a St Bernard down to him. Andy will refill his little barrel.
A clever chap indeed. A false fall into the cellar to relieve Jack of some of his secret inventory. A few nips for Andy between pints I say.
A new twist on breaking and entering – accidentally fell into Pub cellar and sampled 8 barrels of lager and beer and 12 bottles of ale before being rescued.
It’s where Jack keeps the beer and ale stored so it will be a perfect 60º when they bring it up. Dilly! Dilly!
Andy sometimes has bad dreams. This isn’t one of them.
It seems that Andy does have a lucky streak……..
Andy stumbled upon Paradise.
Andy Capp obviously isn’t Jesus but he can change a lot of ale into pizz!
He’s in his happy place.
What a friend Chalkie is, instead of rescuing him, he delivers the message to Flo that he won’t be home is awhile.
And here I thought heaven was the other direction — silly me.
Sorry but I just can’t imagine Flo saying the word “Gosh”
xxx
Happy Earth day, Cappers!
He should have Cirrhosis of the liver by now.
Promise?
What a good place for Andy to fall down instead of the canal
July 08, 2017
C about 2 months ago
A drafty cellar
Yakety Sax about 2 months ago
Liquid entertainment.
seanfear about 2 months ago
he made a discovery, lady… and he ain’t sharing the glory with anyone! o_O
snsurone76 about 2 months ago
After the worthless bum spends a year or more in jail for drinking all the booze in the cellar!!
Sanspareil about 2 months ago
I don’t think Jack will be too thrilled!!
Assuming it’s the Rose and Crown!
Sanspareil about 2 months ago
Some time, for Andy, could be weeks depending on how many barrels of ale are down there!!
Godfreydaniel about 2 months ago
Neither old-time vaudeville nor Guitar Bob would trot out a joke this weak…..
BenGMan about 2 months ago
How long will he be in there?
Imagine about 2 months ago
Good luck ever getting him out of there.
Jayalexander about 2 months ago
May not return until sunrise. Taking inventory requires verifying the contents of each barrel.
markkahler52 about 2 months ago
Good for what ales him!
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Send a St Bernard down to him. Andy will refill his little barrel.
asavage8654 about 2 months ago
A clever chap indeed. A false fall into the cellar to relieve Jack of some of his secret inventory. A few nips for Andy between pints I say.
CorkLock about 2 months ago
A new twist on breaking and entering – accidentally fell into Pub cellar and sampled 8 barrels of lager and beer and 12 bottles of ale before being rescued.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 months ago
It’s where Jack keeps the beer and ale stored so it will be a perfect 60º when they bring it up. Dilly! Dilly!
rshive about 2 months ago
Andy sometimes has bad dreams. This isn’t one of them.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 2 months ago
It seems that Andy does have a lucky streak……..
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 2 months ago
Andy stumbled upon Paradise.
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 2 months ago
Andy Capp obviously isn’t Jesus but he can change a lot of ale into pizz!
cuzinron47 about 2 months ago
He’s in his happy place.
cuzinron47 about 2 months ago
What a friend Chalkie is, instead of rescuing him, he delivers the message to Flo that he won’t be home is awhile.
teachteed23 about 2 months ago
And here I thought heaven was the other direction — silly me.
Number Three about 2 months ago
Sorry but I just can’t imagine Flo saying the word “Gosh”
xxx
tad1 about 2 months ago
Happy Earth day, Cappers!
sirjackum about 2 months ago
He should have Cirrhosis of the liver by now.
PaulGoes about 2 months ago
Promise?
anncorr339 about 2 months ago
What a good place for Andy to fall down instead of the canal