The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 18, 2024

Wonder how many pronounced her name rather than what was printed.

Udder nonsense!

Ewwww or Ewe~

Kowabunga, Doc.

…and Caitlyn’s organ donation was a ballsy move.

They served in a MASH unit in Korea when they were in the Army, so they have a lot of experience doing meatball surgery.

Good Lord!!

Where are the times of when women were afraid of having big butts?

There was a song “I like big butts” who would have thought it!

You have to be in the right mooooood to appreciate this bit. It’s being milked for all it’s worth!

The rise in the cost of rump roasts is due, in large part, to the undeniable popularity of Kim Kowdashian.

That roast is only enough to lift one cheek. What about the other one?

Moo!

When presented with this joke, best to turn the other cheek.

He had to hoof it from Krogers too!

That is so messed up — it’s hilarious!

A derriere in the dairy air.

“Kowdashian”, how appropriate!

Eat mor chikin!

Dinner!

In very large part.

“All I @ss is a big hip and star to steer her by!” she mood under sedation.

Anybody remember that weird character (as if) that would do a short take, saying “Moo, moo, moo. I’m with you!” on Laugh-In?

Doctor Flank Loin Wright, head or (butt) surgeon of this operation.

Guess who will be selected for next weeks meals.

I,, um…well, on the other,,,…uh maham, that thing is gonna be draggin on the ground!

I hope the surgeon isn’t steaking his reputation on this, the patient may have a beef.

The patient is now USDA Prime.

Don’t do it … it’ll put our methane induced global warming through the roof.

What will they do when the next fashion trend comes along? Say, the slim, 1920s look?

I get rump lift all the time when I lift the fork to my mouth. Mmmmmm, that’s some good rump!

That’s a load of bull

Since I don’t keep up with her, I never knew she was so popular.

Good one, Scott. I’ll call her that from now on.

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