The Donut people deduct their gym membership so that they can stay ahead of Cliff.
Vons has carrots today for 99c a pound, and there are 5 carrots in the bag in my refrigerator. So the Space Snowman is deducting 20c, which would be rounded down to zero. Unless he hired a surgeon to install the carrot.
That space caveman such a oxymaroon.
Is it a deductible loss if all your possessions have disappeared into a black hole?
Anagram: Sal Xergman = lax Germans
Donut People: “Yes, sprinkles have a Luxury Tax.”
Space Squid: “We take a bite out of you, you don’t take a bite out of us…”
Dirk Raider: “What’s this deduction for ‘Miscellaneous Personnel losses out of the Airlock’?”
I don’t make enough money to deduct anything. Yet the government wants more?
To Winky: “You’ve had spleen replacement surgery how many times?”
Those mammoth pelts have to be pretty expensive, they’re pretty hard to come by these days.
“One and I’m still eating on it. It’s been fairly ripe for the last 4 months but I’m still eating on it.”
“I needed a nose that’s what it took — enough said.”
I didn’t earn any mammoth pelts last year, but I’d like to take a deduction anyway on the saber tooth tiger injuries I incurred.
Bilan about 2 months ago
The Donut people deduct their gym membership so that they can stay ahead of Cliff.
GreasyOldTam about 2 months ago
Vons has carrots today for 99c a pound, and there are 5 carrots in the bag in my refrigerator. So the Space Snowman is deducting 20c, which would be rounded down to zero. Unless he hired a surgeon to install the carrot.
Gent about 2 months ago
That space caveman such a oxymaroon.
phritzg Premium Member about 2 months ago
Is it a deductible loss if all your possessions have disappeared into a black hole?
Ratkin about 2 months ago
Anagram: Sal Xergman = lax Germans
ChessPirate about 2 months ago
Donut People: “Yes, sprinkles have a Luxury Tax.”
Space Squid: “We take a bite out of you, you don’t take a bite out of us…”
Dirk Raider: “What’s this deduction for ‘Miscellaneous Personnel losses out of the Airlock’?”
blakerl about 2 months ago
I don’t make enough money to deduct anything. Yet the government wants more?
The Brooklyn Accent about 2 months ago
To Winky: “You’ve had spleen replacement surgery how many times?”
cuzinron47 about 2 months ago
Those mammoth pelts have to be pretty expensive, they’re pretty hard to come by these days.
David Huie Green PrepareBeforeOrRegretLater about 2 months ago
“One and I’m still eating on it. It’s been fairly ripe for the last 4 months but I’m still eating on it.”
“He would die without me; I would die without him. We are each the others dependent.”“I needed a nose that’s what it took — enough said.”
Csaw Backnforth about 2 months ago
I didn’t earn any mammoth pelts last year, but I’d like to take a deduction anyway on the saber tooth tiger injuries I incurred.