Pickles by Brian Crane for March 29, 2024

The gaslighting sex

I have only the StarKest criticism for this kind of lying.

Sorry, Pearl, but you and Opal could shed a few pounds, too.

The boy is easily influenced.

My mother-in-law often wonders if everyone ate. She also wonders if she took her medicine. Rough on her.

Cruel, Opal.

So do you.

Think Opal is doing more harm than good. Earl needs a good check up with his doctor.

Well make him something for dessert so he’ll feel like he had lunch; and you’re one to talk, Opal.

Earl needs a checkup from the neck up!

I don’t hope my wife ever does this to me.

Earl has a remarkable “senior moment” when he remembers the lunch that didn’t happen…

Funny, tuna on toast shouldn’t have many calories

Sorry Charlie!

Poor Earl! That’s just downright mean. If I’m hungry I tell my wife I’m fixing me something.

Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, (shrug) whatever.

He will suddenly realize there are no crumbs in his moustache!

LOL!

Opal and Pearl need to lose weight too.

Omg how mean Opal is! And her sister needs to stop being so critical!

Earl looks like he has gained a lot of weight in the last couple of days.

You’re both terrible.

Opal is playing on Earl’s absent mindednest like a harp from heck. Bad Opal!

Muffin would be front and center if tuna was around.

Lose weight? So do you two.

Poor Earl…easily duped!

Opal’s mean streak on display again.

Opal is a real B

Mean Girls.

Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes. A “mature” couple are sitting together in the living room and he asks her, “Would you like a dish of ice cream?” She answers, “Yes, that sounds good.” He goes to the kitchen. After some time and much noise, he returns with two plates of bacon and eggs. She gives him a dirty look and says, “I knew it! I knew you’d forget the toast!”

He should have check list for everyday happenings.

He’s not the ONLY one..!!!!!

It’s so much fun playing with people who have no memory retention

Winning is impossible against two sisters !!!lol

Your turn will come,KEA

Mean!!!!!

If this was a painting – it would be called “The hypocrisy of two fat old ladys”.

What else has she lied about?

Sounds good. I think I’ll have that for lunch tomorrow. With Vlasic sweet relish, Kewpie Japanese mayo and a bit of wasabi. On wheat. MMMMMMM

So much wrong with this. A grown man should be able to make a sandwich. A wife shouldn’t lie to her husband OR try micromanage his weigth. And the sister-in-law shouldn’t encourage her.