Close to Home by John McPherson for April 21, 2024

just like a bored parishioner at church, they sleep in their own pew!

Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus, Skunks Are from Uranus…

One nice theeng eez, ze game of love eez nevair called on account of darkness!

Where does she go in the world to spray? Florida?

Her favorite old book is “Scents and Scentsibility”.

I wonder if Bleeb has the sense of smell?

Say it don’t spray it. Please.

Are they trying to get into the mood?

This makes no “scents”.

Flower: My Time as a Disney Character.

Skunks try to avoid humans and use their spray as a last effort. If you do nothing and leave them alone, most times they will just walk past you and ignore you. Bother them and you may pay the price.

Quite scandalous for pepe

Where for are you, my leetle gumbo of cheecken? Your French fried shrimp is sizzling for you!

You gotta love it……….

I’d rather see Speedy Gonzalez! But he’s not appropriate anymore…

I love the smell of (live) skunk!

Ah, ma petite cherie, come with me to ze Casbah!

Finally! A cartoon that shows an English language book with the front cover on the correct side.

This stinks. :)

Lettuce spray.

It’s good that they are looking at books instead of their phones or tablets.

on the way to work there’s nothing that wakes you up and clears the sinuses like a dead skunk in the middle of the road

Mr. and Mrs. Skunk follow the scent of marital bliss.

What’s that smell? I think they’ve been doin’ weed.

Love stinks!

And everyone here adds their two scents.

Odor readers.