Strange Brew by John Deering for March 23, 2024

or a Bears fan in the same city.

Hey, c’*MON* — they win a Series every 108 years!

Aren’t they in first place?

I like to think he’s whistling “Come Sail Away” by Styx . . .

Hey, Charon in the optimism! Plus, no more snow to shovel!

I don’t get it.

I don’t follow sports. What makes him a Cubs fan?

Styx is a river, or a rock band, not the boat.

No, I’m an Indians fan. Er, Guardians

“I dunno. I licked some water off my hand.”

The RIVER is named Styx – not the ferry.

Yeah. Bears for me. We all tend to wear a paper bag over our head, at the game, that says “Cubs Fan” or “Bears Fan”.

Aw, come on! Hasn’t he suffered enough?!

or a Vikings fan…

There’s optimism and then there’s sports fan optimism

Or a Guardians fan.

I guess Charon is a Karen.

CUBS – Completely Useless By September.