Father Gus should tell Rat that he better pray that there is not really an afterlife because if there is, he will likely be visiting the Nine Circles of He!! of Dante’s Inferno!
There was a desk graffiti at my university that said “The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth.” Someone else had added “If it’s all right with the rest of you.”
You break out the beatitudes when your flock starts to question the religion. When they complain that things aren’t getting any better and none of the promises made are coming true, the beatitudes say “Oh, but they will. You just might be dead when they do”.
When I see the passage from Matthew 5:3, I also think of the corresponding passage from Luke: 6:20 “Then he looked up at his disciples and said:’Blessed are you who are poor, (italics mine) for yours is the kingdom of God.21 ’Blessed are you who are hungry now, for you will be filled.’Blessed are you who weep now, for you will laugh….”
BE THIS GUY 5 months ago
Rat, you still have time to work yourself back in.
BasilBruce 5 months ago
The meek shall inherit the Earth, and the rest of us shall take it away from them.
carlsonbob 5 months ago
Rat needs to stock up on asbestos.
sirbadger 5 months ago
Practice climbing walls and squeezing through tight spaces. Maybe there’s a way out of the underworld.
GreasyOldTam 5 months ago
I dunno… Rat’s spirit is about as poor as it gets.
Sanspareil 5 months ago
I’m sure Satan wrote you into his will!
David_the_CAD 5 months ago
It is called Celebrate Recovery with 8 principals based upon the Beatitudes, and it is designed to help you overcome your hurts, habits, an hang-ups.
And boy do you have some hang-ups.
https://www.CelebrateRecovery.com/Jonathan Mason 5 months ago
Blessed are the cheesemakers.
Jonathan Mason 5 months ago
Blessed are the Greek.
TampaFanatic1 5 months ago
Father Gus should tell Rat that he better pray that there is not really an afterlife because if there is, he will likely be visiting the Nine Circles of He!! of Dante’s Inferno!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 5 months ago
You’ll get nothing and like it!
jonnytest 5 months ago
Rat gets an free ticket on the Lake of Fire Express.
Gent 5 months ago
Meek will inherit earth? Come on everyone know that be impossible.
LilPeruna 5 months ago
I find humility means to be hurt. It’s not the earth the meek inherit, it’s the dirt. Seven Deadly Virtues-Camelot
orinoco womble 5 months ago
There was a desk graffiti at my university that said “The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth.” Someone else had added “If it’s all right with the rest of you.”
sergioandrade Premium Member 5 months ago
The meek will inherit the Earth, but then it will be in such bad shape no one will want it.
hariseldon59 5 months ago
The geeks shall inherit the Earth.
markkahler52 5 months ago
Blessed are the beer makers!! (Many likes and perhaps a reply or two to follow!!)
Billavi Premium Member 5 months ago
You break out the beatitudes when your flock starts to question the religion. When they complain that things aren’t getting any better and none of the promises made are coming true, the beatitudes say “Oh, but they will. You just might be dead when they do”.
akachman Premium Member 5 months ago
LOL! Hang in there, Rat. You’ll have plenty of us there for company.
Ellis97 5 months ago
God will never die. He has no will.
Ignatz Premium Member 5 months ago
Rat follows the Malattitudes.
ladykat 5 months ago
There’s still hope for you, Rat,
Brich027 5 months ago
The sad reality is that the Beatitudes are considered woke by many.
mindjob 5 months ago
“The Meek shall inherit the earth, which won’t be worth having when the Strong are finished with it” – Marty Feldman
asmbeers 5 months ago
Revelation, the lake of fire. All yours, Rat.
DaBump Premium Member 5 months ago
AMEN.
The Orange Mailman 5 months ago
Not just you, Rat.
Zebrastripes 5 months ago
RAT you need to repent!
Gordo4ever 5 months ago
The good news is that Pig is in like Flynn.
John Jorgensen 5 months ago
For the day is coming when they will say “Blessed are the sterile, the wombs that never bore and the breasts that never nursed.”
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 5 months ago
There must be SOMETHING in the Bible about kindness to animals.Even the unworthy animals.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member 5 months ago
Matthew 7:6 (KJV)!
verticallychallenged Premium Member 5 months ago
When I see the passage from Matthew 5:3, I also think of the corresponding passage from Luke: 6:20 “Then he looked up at his disciples and said:’Blessed are you who are poor, (italics mine) for yours is the kingdom of God.21 ’Blessed are you who are hungry now, for you will be filled.’Blessed are you who weep now, for you will laugh….”
Goat from PBS 5 months ago
Ohhh, they’ll get something, all right.
choirmaster Premium Member 5 months ago
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they catch hell from both sides.
raybarb44 5 months ago
Father Gus was just kidding, in part……..
zeexenon 5 months ago
They shall inherit Hell.
Foe 5 months ago
Fun Fact: Father Gus is a real person he’s the pastor at Pastis’ church.
thedogesl Premium Member 5 months ago
On the positive side, you have a good shot at being a GOP representative on Congress.
Canuckgill 5 months ago
What is Pig sitting on?
tomfromthe50s 5 months ago
And the MAGA will get NADA.
braindead Premium Member 5 months ago
The problem is not that Christianity is not being taught in the schools.
The problem is that Christianity is not being taught in the churches.
elgrecousa Premium Member 5 months ago
I had no idea Rat was religious.
pamela welch Premium Member 5 months ago
Yep! Treat people/animals like crap and you get written out of the will!
theoldidahofox 5 months ago
The Beatitudes are another irrational religious delusion. The meek will never inherit the earth; the powerful will.
pinelakewi 5 months ago
Blessed are the Cheese Curds that squeak when very fresh.
Marc Schiffres 5 months ago
Blessed are the Firelovers, for their hearts are always warm.
Tom in WV 5 months ago
Hmm. The Be-rat-itudes?
tomevansphd 5 months ago
Bringing Salvation one comic strip at at time . . . who would have thought Pearls would be ministering pearls . . . My two cents!
Cameron1988 Premium Member 5 months ago
If the meek did inherit the earth there would be no global warming
Swirls Before Pine 5 months ago
Is it fair that having a poor spirit is a ticket to Heaven?
Sisyphos 5 months ago
Rat doesn’t get the Heaven-thing. Literally….
alantain 4 months ago
On behalf of the meek, “Thank you ever so much!” And yes, that would be sarcasm.