Wait a second. Bob died in a defibrillator “accident” over 10 years ago. June 23, 2013, to be exact. “Whuh instrukshuns say, Bob?” (I have this at my desk.)
Henny Youngman to Milton Berle on 1950’s live tv (tape hadn’t been invented yet).“That’s my friend Milton Berle. With friends like him I don’t need enemies”.
BE THIS GUY 5 months ago
Good friends are honest friends.
BasilBruce 5 months ago
On the plus side, that cup must hold a lot more coffee.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 5 months ago
Crocs slang. I love it.
Hello Everyone 5 months ago
This comic is better with Crocs than with Steph.
Sanspareil 5 months ago
“below average friend” does that make him a Ross?
SNVBD 5 months ago
I need some mugs that read “below average friend” to hand out to some people I know…
Gent 5 months ago
Me never get why these crocs always has two big lumps on the heads.
c001 5 months ago
Welcome back, Crocs. I missed you.
einarbt 5 months ago
Average as in mean, mode, and median.
juicebruce 5 months ago
Crocs ! …. Now for Guard Duck ;-)
Kaputnik 5 months ago
But Larry, Junior thought he was flattering you.
cdward 5 months ago
My brother got my dad a mug that says: “Dad, you’ve always been like a father to me.”
cracker65 5 months ago
CROCS!!!!
markkahler52 5 months ago
What, no croc pot?!
Cameron1988 Premium Member 5 months ago
At least the mug doesn’t say “lousy deadbeat dad”. And YAY CROCS!
Count Olaf Premium Member 5 months ago
The Count ❤️s “American Dad”.
jessegooddoggy 5 months ago
Yea!!! CROCS!!!!!
Dobie Premium Member 5 months ago
I’ve always admired the Crocs… my bosses names were Bob and Larry. Imagine how much fun I had with that.
Sweetaddietude Premium Member 5 months ago
i always wanted a mug that says Mediocre Mom – got tired being Super Mom
[Traveler] Premium Member 5 months ago
“World’s Okayest Dad”
F-Flash 5 months ago
How about a mug with the letters JAD,…………… just adequate dad.
Jeffin Premium Member 5 months ago
What a crock!
Ellis97 5 months ago
It’s great to see the crocs again. I really missed them.
Aficionado 5 months ago
Merry, Christmas, Crocs! It’s good to see you!!
jannichols2000 5 months ago
Good one today!
rshive 5 months ago
But neither Dad is crafty enough to catch Zeeba.
HOTLOTUS1 5 months ago
not real dad anyway wasn’t available
Zebrastripes 5 months ago
Crocs…where’s ZEEBA?
bhamdodger 5 months ago
The truth is like sunshine. People used to think it was good for you.
HunterZero000 5 months ago
Stupid bob! He needs to be more supportive!
[Unnamed Reader - bddb15] 5 months ago
Why is the average dad mug bigger than the best dad ever mug?
pripley 5 months ago
I’ve seen mugs and t-shirts that say FATHER OF THE YEAR (semi finalist).
WCraft Premium Member 5 months ago
Considering the high number of kids who are raised without a father, just being there (and hopefully sober) would qualify as above average.
hoffquotes2 5 months ago
Crocs have neighbor Bob too
jbruins84341 5 months ago
Wait a second. Bob died in a defibrillator “accident” over 10 years ago. June 23, 2013, to be exact. “Whuh instrukshuns say, Bob?” (I have this at my desk.)
CaveCat87 5 months ago
Larry, if you want to win your son’s trust and approval, you gotta stop being less of a loser and start being more of a winner.
elgrecousa Premium Member 5 months ago
So, I guess he got the best dad mug for himself. Narcissism always wins.
crocman48 5 months ago
I hope Pastis reads comments and realizes the crocs are what made this strip. Dance with who brung ya, at least twice a week.
Old27F20 5 months ago
“What you geet for cheesmas Larry?” “Me geet quart Jimmy Beem Bob!”
Goat from PBS 5 months ago
The crocs? In a strip? In 2023? It’s a Christmas miracle.
FireAnt_Hater 5 months ago
Good to see the crocs. Been too long…
zeexenon 5 months ago
I’ll take the biggest perpetually full and perfect mug.
russef 5 months ago
Henny Youngman to Milton Berle on 1950’s live tv (tape hadn’t been invented yet).“That’s my friend Milton Berle. With friends like him I don’t need enemies”.
dbrucepm 5 months ago
How about a “The blood tests says your my father” coffee mug
kaffekup 5 months ago
That might have been a compliment. There’s probably a Terrible Dad mug available somewhere.
DaBump Premium Member 5 months ago
Yay! The crocs are back! The crocs are back! [Hey, who are those guys in white coats, and why are they approaching me cautiously with a big net?]
eddi-TBH 5 months ago
That is still an exaggeration.
alexius23 5 months ago
Seeing the Crocs is always welcome
Otis Rufus Driftwood 5 months ago
I think Larry Junior is trying to tell you something. Like you would notice.
lindz.coop Premium Member 5 months ago
Yay…Crocs!!
Sisyphos 5 months ago
The Croc Comedy Hour duo of Bob (straight man) and Larry (supreme doofus). —Besides, “average dad” would be a step or two up for Larry….
donut reply 5 months ago
Average dad cup is bigger. So it’s better.