I’ve had this conversation with myself. I’ve tipped the scale to having more last times than first times years ago. But I’m good with that because I did a lot of cool first times!
One of the residents in the nursing home I used to work stated once that we always will remember our first kiss but never remember the last one. He was such a nice man. He moved in with his severely demented wife ‘couse he didn’t want to be separated from her. I will never forget his words.
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 6 months ago
I have Kizik shoes, love them. No tying, just slip in
David Huie Green PrepareBeforeOrRegretLater 6 months ago
Just think, Luann thinks jumping out of an airplane is dangerous. She should meet our beloved Earl.
Ubintold 6 months ago
Sounds like a country song.
Dirty Dragon 6 months ago
I’ve already reached the point where I’ve bought my last bottle of shampoo.
j_m_kuehl 6 months ago
The Last shall be First
Kwen 6 months ago
Ain’t Nelson a little too old alreadyfor this?
iggyman 6 months ago
Move over Roscoe, in the doghouse for you Earl!
hariseldon59 6 months ago
Unfortunately when you die it’s usually the first time (and the last).
Macushlalondra 6 months ago
I could tie my shoes by the time I was 4. I thought Nelson was older than that.
Darth Stevious 6 months ago
Wow. That’s a very dark conversation to have with your young grandson.
Doug K 6 months ago
Celebrate life!
PraiseofFolly 6 months ago
A movie made of Earl’s life might be titled, “The DECADES of Living Dangerously”.
jagedlo 6 months ago
Not exactly the lesson that Nelson needs to learn right now, Earl…
[Traveler] Premium Member 6 months ago
Earl doing those things might be the very reason why it may be the last time he does anything
cracker65 6 months ago
HAHAHAHA
ladykat 6 months ago
Since I now live alone, I don’t have to justify my actions to anybody!
mapguy 6 months ago
I don’t buy green bananas.
Dkram 6 months ago
Earl really loves to live dangerously.
\\//_
Daniel Verburg 6 months ago
Education.
DawnQuinn1 6 months ago
I never “stock up” on anything anymore.
ANIMAL 6 months ago
That guy really pushes his LUCK.!!!!!!!!!!
MuddyUSA 6 months ago
Earl is a self made fortune teller…….
ragsarooni Premium Member 6 months ago
Oh,earl….will u never learn?
Angry Indeed 6 months ago
In the 5th panel, Opal nose takes up one third of her head like a male elephant seal. If that doesn’t scare, I don’t know what will.
RaulMartinez 6 months ago
Baldy?
Alberta Oil Premium Member 6 months ago
A dark thought for a lot of us old timers. This.. could be my last comment made on GoComics.
IndyW 6 months ago
Or it could be the last time you act like an idiot. Enjoy your deserved outdoor living.
elgrecousa Premium Member 6 months ago
This the second sad strip I read this morning, first “Pearls before swine” and now this. I need a cheerful one!
ilovecomics*infinity 6 months ago
Here I am, just casually discussing my death with my young grandson….
wndflower1 6 months ago
when was the last time you did something for the first time??
Saurischia Premium Member 6 months ago
Perhaps the only wise thing ever said by Earl.
brianlhathaway Premium Member 6 months ago
I’ve had this conversation with myself. I’ve tipped the scale to having more last times than first times years ago. But I’m good with that because I did a lot of cool first times!
Mike Baldwin creator 6 months ago
You get Bonus points for trying, Earl.
zeexenon 6 months ago
WHOSE house?
Moore 1 6 months ago
Keep doing that and it could be your last day.
KEA 6 months ago
A friend of mine is pretty sure she has enough toilet paper to last her lifetime
silberdistel 6 months ago
One of the residents in the nursing home I used to work stated once that we always will remember our first kiss but never remember the last one. He was such a nice man. He moved in with his severely demented wife ‘couse he didn’t want to be separated from her. I will never forget his words.
mistercatworks 6 months ago
I don’t remember much about my early childhood. However, I do remember thinking I was a genius because I never got my socks on the wrong feet. :)
eced52 6 months ago
I vote for the last one.
Sanspareil 6 months ago
Actually if Earl is not allowed in the house, he would have a life free from that harridan, and could move on to greener pastures!
lindz.coop Premium Member 6 months ago
It would be at my house…no shoes on the bed EVER!!
suelou 6 months ago
How come the comics are FULL of wimpy men!!