Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 30, 2023

I’m in.

He was looking for a 3 way

Lose, what?

Before the crowbar was invented crows had to drink at home….

Wonder if she’ll stagger home after a few glasses and will she be able to find her house.

Sounds like Trick or BEER. The kids would go up first and if we knew the family it was grab a beer and gab. We pulled a cooler in a wagon. The kids ran loose. There was only one road in our little subdivision. No kidnappers or freaks. We didn’t have to check the candy, we just let them eat it. Florida in the ’90s.

“Drunk as a Skunk!”

Oh that’s genius! I know people that are gonna try that!

Back in the ’60’s we used to go Trick-or-Drinking at friends houses.

Here in Michigan, we give out edibles to the parents that accompany their small children.

Speaking of lose … it looks like she’s already lost it.

My mom’s friends called it “Trick or Drink”!

Whine for wine.

Trick or Martini ?

I would last one house.

Trick or drinking.

:D

50 years ago, we called that “liquor treat”.

We had a dorm drunk with a hollow leg. One shot of Wild Turkey and he was out. I had to carry him back to his room.

Sure, get drunk, fall down, get cut by the broken glass. Party on

I have a piñata obstacle course idea along the same line. Little plastic bottles will fall out on foam floor. You pick up additional ingredients along obstacle course & make a cocktail at the end. A combination of fastest & tastiest wins!

Better known as Blackout Tuesday

Last call …!

Sounds like a plan.

Many municipalities have laws against public intoxications. Fortunately.

Before Santa Barbara’s “Fiesta Days” became less alcohol-oriented, I saw a guy set a can of beer on the curb, step out into traffic, almost get sideswiped, before stepping back onto the curb and picking up his beer.

May I come in and get comfortable?

Happy Merloween

She Shiraz hell looks drunk!!

Speaking of losing it, lady!

My mother-in-law and her friends did this one year. When they arrived at my sister-in-law’s house, one of the friends fell into the bathtub and passed out there. We still tell that story!