FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 18, 2023

You could use tools to convert the pull tab on a can to a ring.

Quick, bite his finger off!

Roger would be an excellent Gollum.

Now it all makes sense.

Another golf club and the bedroom is going to be Mount Doom

Ulp! Better check Google Earth and make sure there’s no incinerators near the theater!

Nope; you’re not getting the ring, Jason!

I’m surprised he even considered it.

my precioussssssssss……….

my precious

Of course he’s joking. They don’t get to Mount Doom until book 3 — Return of the King

Surprised he can get it off his fat finger

The kids got me a fake One Ring, complete with inscription. Shouldn’t be that hard for Jason to find one.

If Andy found out about this, she’d make Sauron look tame.

Oh sure, now Roger is all “my precious.”

Wise decision, Roger. Although, technical, the ring doesn’t go into Fires of Mount Doom until the third movie.