Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.
Lady Presenter: Well, that’s the end of the film. Now, here’s the meaning of life.
Lady Presenter: Thank you, Brigitte.
Lady Presenter: M-hmm. Well, it’s nothing very special. Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations. And, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of pen!ses to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their rses and back in the sodding cinema. Family entertainment? Bollocks. What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gy presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats. Where’s the fun in pictures? Oh, well, there we are. Here’s the theme music. Goodnight.
codycab 6 months ago
I say “PIZZA!”
Clarence 6 months ago
I say sleep
uncle snipe 6 months ago
42 But that’s either 42 strips of bacon or 42 slices of pizza I think.
Liam G.P 6 months ago
My dogs absolutely love belly rubs. This is accurate.
a dimwit 6 months ago
Ah, yes. The struggles of opinions with dogs and cats.
hariseldon59 6 months ago
How about rubbing bacon on your belly?
eced52 6 months ago
Belly rub while eating bacon is the bomb.
Kk Mauri 6 months ago
Both is good
David Huie Green YouSupportWhatYouDoNotOppose 6 months ago
Can’t go wrong with two such great winners.
Blu Bunny 6 months ago
Odie and Garfield both reply together, Thanksgiving and the meal with it.
2AndFour 6 months ago
Hmm, bacon.
nosirrom 6 months ago
With belly rubs and bacon who cares what the meaning is.
win.45mag 6 months ago
Rub his belly WITH the bacon. THEN give it to him. It’ll make him happy, AND keep him busy for a week cleaning himself.
jagedlo 6 months ago
Whatever gives you the most pleasure, huh, guys?
storminnorman2010 6 months ago
I say you’re both right.
geese28 6 months ago
It’s chicken bacon for me among many many others
Garfield Fan '90 6 months ago
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
Count Olaf Premium Member 6 months ago
It is what keeps “birth” and “death” from bumping into one another.
silberdistel 6 months ago
To me it is having good friends❣️
And perhaps enough good books to read & veggie loaded lasagna or pizza ;-p
Pasta Freak 6 months ago
I refuse to believe Garfield would chose bacon over lasagna
battycomic Premium Member 6 months ago
I’m with Garfield.
Purple People Eater 6 months ago
Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.
Just-me 6 months ago
Works for me!
Mario500 6 months ago
“ODIE SAYS BELLY RUBS, I SAY BACON”
(imagines a different version of this part of the dialogue of this cartoon)
ODIE SAID BELLY RUBS. I WOULD SAY BACON
preacherman 6 months ago
My doggie loves ’em both, belly rubs and bagin strips.
assrdood 6 months ago
I haven’t had a good “belly-rub” in years.
Daltongang Premium Member 6 months ago
Lady Presenter: Well, that’s the end of the film. Now, here’s the meaning of life.
Lady Presenter: Thank you, Brigitte.
Lady Presenter: M-hmm. Well, it’s nothing very special. Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations. And, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of pen!ses to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their rses and back in the sodding cinema. Family entertainment? Bollocks. What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gy presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats. Where’s the fun in pictures? Oh, well, there we are. Here’s the theme music. Goodnight.
CrzyDyeman 6 months ago
Bacon rub it is!
CaveCat87 6 months ago
Good to see Garfield and Odie compromise over the matter.
Grace Premium Member 6 months ago
The side dish the family likes me to bring to Thanksgiving is mac&cheese with maple bacon.
Eewec 6 months ago
Gasp have you forsaken the noble Lasagne Garfield? What terrible affliction has taken you? Quickly now! To the Vets!
dlaemmerhirt999 6 months ago
My chihuahua boi: “Both. Both is good!”
Goat from PBS 6 months ago
“Wanna rub my belly?” “C’mon, rub!”
-Perrito, Puss in Boots The Last Wish
IndyW 6 months ago
Scratching behind the ears works for both everytime.
Cameron1988 Premium Member 6 months ago
Never liked bacon
T... 6 months ago
Miss Piggy would take umbrage to that…
edmund_graham 6 months ago
I mean…I can’t necessarily disagree
zodal 6 months ago
More like lasagna
h.v.greenman 6 months ago
I call for a compromise, the bacon rubbing my belly from the inside
mistercatworks 6 months ago
The Sufis say: don’t ask stupid questions.
metagalaxy1970 6 months ago
Both.
jasonsnakelover 6 months ago
Garfield’s got a better answer.
InuYugiHakusho 6 months ago
Can’t go wrong either way.
raybarb44 6 months ago
Both are right……
strodgers 6 months ago
I’d say both, but I never had a belly rub.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 6 months ago
I think Odiie would want both.
paullp Premium Member 6 months ago
My answer would depend on my mood, needs and desires at the moment the question is being asked.
jimboylan 21 days ago
Whatever happened to Lasagna?