B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 10, 2023

That looks pretty cool!

He won’t be slow getting to places now!

His plastic surgeon discovered rubber before the cavemen?

Vroom! Vroom!

Love those flames

Bird: "Just because the place said “Body Shop” doesn’t mean it was a plastic surgeon."

Very cool flame set. Trip south should go a lot quicker this year.

Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning one of his hot rods for an upcoming show.

His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I’ve just been thinking, now that we are married maybe it’s time you quit spending all your time out here in the garage and you probably should just consider selling all your cars.

Tom gets this horrified look on his face. She says, “Darling, what’s wrong?”

“There for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex-wife.”

“Ex-wife!”, she screams, “YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!!!!!!!”

Tom’s reply: “I wasn’t”.

Three men have died and arrive together in the pearly gates.

St. Peter asks the first man “Have you ever cheated on your wife?”

The man proudly answers “Not once in 40 years of marriage”

“You are a good man” St Peter tells him. "Here are the keys to your brand new Porsche. " He Revs the engine and drives off.

St. Peter asks the second person “Did you ever cheat on your wife?”

The man shrugs his shoulders sheepishly “Ye sir. But only once at a party when I was drunk!”

St. Peter hmms.. “Well we have all erred in our life. Here are the keys to your Buick” the man , grateful he’s not being sent to hell, hops in the car puts it in gear and drives off.

The third man is sweating bullets. Before even hearing the question he falls down on his knees and begs forgiveness. “I’m sorry St. Peter. I cheated on my wife many times. I was a traveling salesman, I had a woman in every city, on every business trip, at every airport and field office in the lower 48 and most of Europe. Please, Please forgive me….”

St Peter looks in the book and hmmms… “Alright. The good news is you can come in. The bad news is here’s your Bicycle. You have reaped what you have sown”

The man phews, and starts peddling in, weaving back and forth a bit. He comes to the first guy in his Porsche, on the side of the road crying.

“What the hell do you have to be crying about? I’m tooling around heaven on a Rusty Bicycle, you’ve got a hot rod. What gives?”

The first man blows his nose and looks up. “My wife just went by on one roller skate”

After all that work, he’s now a RICH plastic surgeon!

That’s one turtle soup; ah, I mean one souped-up turtle!

I thought he went to a shop and had his shell pimped out.

Who’s his surgeon, Ed “Big Daddy” Roth?

What a “make over”!

A little bondo, some paint and a few cheap accessories are all it needs to make an old body look new again.

Looks like he’s also got dual tails.

Given how many greens they eat, the exhaust pipes are probably a good move

Looks like it’s just a V6.

Lookin’ good, Turdle!

Awesome dude! Where the heck did that dam rabbit get off to.

He’s all souped up….ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM! LMAO

Plastic surgeon? I’d say you have a great mechanical engineer, maybe both.

That’s one shell of a ride!

Love the artwork! Best Hot Rod Turtle I have ever seen! Nice work guys!

Break out the Turtle Wax!

Was that before the disfiguring racing crash injury?

They’re called plastic surgeons because they accept credit cards.

All the other turtles make way for him when he whizzes by

At first I thought it read “plastic sturgeon”, but that would be an imitation fish.

Exactly why before you buy a “mint” old car you should take a magnet.

Frankenturtle…

Pimp my turtle.

Wonder if he had his engine blue printed?!

But he still can’t flip himself over.

Turtlepower!

A V8 transplant.

It’s how you look that counts!