Unfortunately, they aren’t particularly effective with humans. Anyone that earns the right to have a restraining order put up against them, deserves to spend some cool down time in prison, and should have to pay for the security detail required to keep the person they are to keep away from safe.
“Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the LORD God had made. He said to the woman, “Did God really say, ‘You must not eat from any tree in the garden’?”
I’ve read that wolves were domesticated at the cave entrance. The theory is that bones were tossed to the them and their presence kept other predators at bay. And the relationship with canines developed.
Ratkin 8 months ago
Or a gag order.
Asharah 8 months ago
Doesn’t always work now.
Bilan 8 months ago
The caveman may be the judge, but there is no jury and the tigers are the executioners.
oldpine52 8 months ago
Restraining orders never were worth the time and effort to obtain.
Enter.Name.Here 8 months ago
The first legal meal.
Imagine 8 months ago
Don’t strain yourself.
GiantShetlandPony 8 months ago
Unfortunately, they aren’t particularly effective with humans. Anyone that earns the right to have a restraining order put up against them, deserves to spend some cool down time in prison, and should have to pay for the security detail required to keep the person they are to keep away from safe.
_lounger_ 8 months ago
it probably tastes like chicken
Isenthor1978 8 months ago
Incidentally, also the first instance of Grub Hub. They didn’t leave 5 stars, but they got paw prints galore.
phritzg Premium Member 8 months ago
They will ah-peel…the skin from his body before eating him.
[Traveler] Premium Member 8 months ago
Earl “walked right through that restraining order and put Her in intensive care”
MS72 8 months ago
Not the first, however.
“Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the LORD God had made. He said to the woman, “Did God really say, ‘You must not eat from any tree in the garden’?”
uniquename 8 months ago
Yet somehow lawyers survived and evolved.
ManiacEx 8 months ago
‘Lawyer’ is actually ancient caveman for decoy. Coincidentally, its also ancient saber tooth for appetizer.
sandpiper 8 months ago
Can anyone guarantee that there was no lawyer present when the apple changed hands?
HOTLOTUS1 8 months ago
sorry, no restraint. sue me
wirepunchr 8 months ago
Here kitty, kitty, kitty.
Ishka Bibel 8 months ago
Reminiscent of the legal tactics of a certain doomed Orange Florida Man.
Count Olaf Premium Member 8 months ago
Better Call Saul.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 8 months ago
I’ll take a full helping of party of the first part and I’d like a sample of the party of the second part, with a nice chianti. .
Bruce1253 8 months ago
Eating Lawyers is kinda like eating Oysters, you have to be OK with a certain amount of slime.
monya_43 8 months ago
The saber-toothed tigers are obviously not going to use any restraint in their behavior.
mindjob 8 months ago
The second attempt at a legal defense: Pepper spray
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 8 months ago
Stegasauruses have hard shells,so they had to settle for humans(body hair and all)
marilynnbyerly 8 months ago
To misquote Shakespeare, “First eat all the lawyers.”
Mike Baldwin creator 8 months ago
It’s just about as effective as it is today. Difficult to keep the Predators at Bay. They don’t play by the rules.
willie_mctell 8 months ago
The one on the left looks amused.
Sojourner 8 months ago
I’ve observed that, in modern times, human predators are also dismissive of restraining orders.
95 8 months ago
The power of that paper hasn’t changed since then from what I can tell.
Fklimko 8 months ago
Ever notice that Wiley’s animals are always happy and smiling but the humans, not so much?
LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member 8 months ago
I’ve read that wolves were domesticated at the cave entrance. The theory is that bones were tossed to the them and their presence kept other predators at bay. And the relationship with canines developed.
keenanthelibrarian 8 months ago
I’d think he ought to try making friends with the sabre-tooth cats; threatening them won’t do any good – they’re already the enemy …
robhanold 8 months ago
looks about as effdective as today’s restraining orders ‘protecting’ women.
tee929 8 months ago
Training your cats didn’t come about for a few more decades (well, 500 or 600 decades).
PaulGoes 8 months ago
If defense doesn’t work, try de wall
Otis Rufus Driftwood 8 months ago
A not so great moment for evolution.
eddi-TBH 8 months ago
“First we eat all the lawyers.”
EXCALABUR 8 months ago
They ae about to invent the shredder.
EXCALABUR 8 months ago
They are about to invent the shredder.
hubbard3188 8 months ago
Fortunately, attorneys are edible, although tough and gamey tasting.