Frank and Ernest by Thaves for October 03, 2023

Hot pizza rolls and time travel well yeah I’m in !

To Roswell, NM in 1947, where Phillip J. Fry kills his father and sleeps with his mother.

One time I had $1,501. One time I was nine seconds old altogether.

Yeah, but the last one still leaves your food cold.

When the potato was just a bud. Frank can grow it already cooked.

a.k.a. the DeLorean model with Mr. Fusion.

Minimally, the last one needs a 1.21 jigowatt power source.

I thought it was a hot tub that did that.

In time for what? French toast during the renaissance?

I’ll take the last one. And find a bookie.

Takes you back in time and becomes a toaster oven.

Why would I want to go back in time? That would mean there are no microwaves. . .

It’s a scam Frank…. you pay the $1,500 and disappear. They sell it again to the next customer…!

When I want to go back in time, I listen to music from 53 years ago.

I see the Doctor has upgraded the chameleon circuits on the TARDIS.

The $1500 model includes a flux capacitor.

The microwave will do such a good job on the potato that you will go back four seconds.

Reminds me of Name That Tune game show. When a contestant would say “I can name that tune in one note”, of course the other contestant would say “Name that tune”. The host would sometimes say “Obviously, you can’t name the tune in less than one note.” I imagined the other contestant saying, instead, “I can name that tune without hearing a note.”

One could imagine the contestants are expert singers, and continuing along the lines of “I can give you the first two notes” , “I can give you the first three notes”, and so on.

When the cooking cycle ends it tells you your food was ready but it’s cold now.

Even the one that bakes a potato in 8 seconds has some kind of wowza electronics.

Can it to back to 10/23/1980? There’s an answer on a Chem test I want to change.

The last one is preferred by MAGA

Quantum computing, put into the wrong hands..

Manufactured in Gallifrey.