Me is brilliant: If you don’t walk erect, you won’t hit a branch like that. It’s much better hitting your head on a lower branch – you won’t have as far to fall.
Future generations will have better reflexes, as the idiots who keep bashing their heads on branches will gradually die out.
I’m also appalled at his atrocious grammar. Everyone knows that proper cartoon caveman grammar should be, “Me say us stop walking until us get better reflexes.”
Imagine 10 months ago
I must be one of those evolutionary throwbacks judging by the bumps on my head.
ekke 10 months ago
Nope, we didn’t take his advice.
Doug K 10 months ago
Me is brilliant: If you don’t walk erect, you won’t hit a branch like that. It’s much better hitting your head on a lower branch – you won’t have as far to fall.
The Reader Premium Member 10 months ago
Going for the low-hanging fruit.
dlkrueger33 10 months ago
Funny how our knees didn’t evolve to keep up with our active lives. Knee replacements anyone? (Me).
backyardcowboy 10 months ago
“A man walks into a tree…..”
flemmingo 10 months ago
You could cut low hanging limbs off. No knee problems.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 10 months ago
Evolution is a gradual process.
Impkins Premium Member 10 months ago
Or, invent beer and then just crawl everywhere. :)
cuzinron47 10 months ago
It’s obvious their brains haven’t developed yet.
paullp Premium Member 10 months ago
Future generations will have better reflexes, as the idiots who keep bashing their heads on branches will gradually die out.
I’m also appalled at his atrocious grammar. Everyone knows that proper cartoon caveman grammar should be, “Me say us stop walking until us get better reflexes.”
wildlandwaters 10 months ago
As we learned in wildland fire training: “Look up, look down, look around”!