Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 12, 2023

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    C  12 months ago

    Did you bring a squeegee?

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    Ratkin  12 months ago

    He seems a little jumpy

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    rmremail  12 months ago

    Chuck was over dramtic, but he never actually acted on his impulses.

    Which is why he never actually lost any money in the market (never having followed through on the impulse to invest either).

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    Ed A.  12 months ago

    You can catch him on the way down.

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    Erse IS better  12 months ago

    The huge emphasis on bottom line now is a literal killer, sometimes. My money managers have a standing order to keep some of my money working at risky stuff with a high potential return. And some of it in bonds. And some of it overseas. And some…

    Every once in awhile, I look at the news and want to call those folks for some reassurance. But I just sit on my hands and after awhile it goes away. And I get a nice slap on the back from one or two of them at their annual Xmas openhouse, as they tell me how much they appreciate NOT hearing from me during a crisis.

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    Alabama Al  12 months ago

    The journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step forward.

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    Superfrog  12 months ago

    For every market action there’s an unequal and opposite overreaction.

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    GreasyOldTam  12 months ago

    During the Great Recession, someone asked me if I felt like jumping out my window. I said I already had, but I’m on the first floor, and it’s about two feet from the window ledge to the ground. So, after jumping, I just went back inside and got on with it.

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    Coopersdad  12 months ago

    Well….I guess the market will never recover for him.

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    sandpiper  12 months ago

    ‘What?!? He’s standing on the ledge? Oh, just give it a few. He dramatizes everything.’

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    nosirrom  12 months ago

    It’s amazing how easy it is to create panic in the market.

    https://www.majorgeeks.com/news/story/ai_generated_image_of_pentagon_explosion_sparks_wall_street_sell_off.html

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    cindyadamskornmeyer Premium Member 12 months ago

    Too far. Suicide is not funny. Not even a little. Children and vulnerable people read comics.

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    BuckFuster Premium Member 12 months ago

    Don’t worry. Unlike the employees, he has a million dollar plus golden parachute.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 12 months ago

    Officially we are in a bull market. The S&P has risen 21% which is the indicator of such. Many are looking askance at that as things are still iffy in the actual economy. It is a strange economy and there are many conflicting opinions on it by economists.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 12 months ago

    According to the thems over at the Ministry of Truth the market is booming and things have never been better.

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    sleepyhead  12 months ago

    Warren Buffet once said that investing in the stock market was like having a partner who is manic depressive. You never know from one day to the next how Mister Market will feel.

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    SusieB  12 months ago

    Much easier being poor. I’m used to having limited money so I don’t need to kill myself because the stock market tanked. Poor people are strong people. We have to be.

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    goboboyd  12 months ago

    Your meeting has been moved to just outside the lobby door. Take the express elevator.

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    david_42  12 months ago

    The stock market goes up and down and up and down… long-term more up than down.

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    Prescott_Philosopher   12 months ago

    Yeah, suicide is always so funny.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 12 months ago

    “Jump you bastid.” I still remember the Great Recession.

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    Mediatech  12 months ago

    The first step’s a doozy.

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    monya_43  12 months ago

    She knows her boss. He’s too chicken to jump. If he didn’t in 2008, he won’t now.

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    greenlynn Premium Member 12 months ago

    What? Is this set in 1929?

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    gammaguy  12 months ago

    Is that his insurance agent?

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    willie_mctell  12 months ago

    1929 all over again.

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    mindjob  12 months ago

    Personally, I would have waited for the cops to show up and with a megaphone shout “Don’t Jump”, while the onlookers shouted “Jump, Jump”. I like making hard decisions

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    T...  12 months ago

    It could be worse, he could commit suicide…

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    jvscanlan Premium Member 12 months ago

    The stock market is NOT the economy

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    eddi-TBH  12 months ago

    The leading economic indicators are all pointing and laughing at us.

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    sufamelico  12 months ago

    @DAD, And no recovery pieces of his remains,

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    Enter.Name.Here  12 months ago

    “Uh-oh. He’s done. maybe you can still meet him downstairs…”

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    198.23.5.11  12 months ago

    Nathan’s Hot Dog stock is up 60% this year

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