Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 24, 2023

Perhaps you shouldn’t have offered help, Vicar.

Waking up looking at a church altar would be something different for Andy.

Is he floating in the air or bouncing off the ground?

Just throw that bum into the canal, Vicar.

And then, change out of that purple suit.

It’s certainly better than leaving him in the street, Vicar.

Take the lad back to The Rose and Crown and buy him a pint, Vicar. Dilly! Dilly!

Looks like another cut/reverse/paste job…. And the vicar’s purple suit must’ve come back from the cleaners. FREE ELDO!!!

Charity never fails, vicar.

he is drunk and high

Maybe floating in midair will help Andy sober up.

During austerity we must take advantage of faith-based substance abuse programs

Ask a silly question, Vicar, and you could regret the answer.

Andy is now going to get religion……..

You did not have to agree with whatever suggestion she made.

FREE ELDO! (The Archives King)!

Drop him off at the Constable Inn.

So Vicars all really good for something, hauling off good for nothings…

Why are you doing it then? Haha!

xxx

@Everyone

I’m giving blood tomorrow. Wish me Luck!

Next time, mind your own business, Vicar.

His what?

Andy really high on Helium or what?