Al Goodwyn Editorial Cartoons by Al Goodwyn for April 03, 2023

Vague FUD.

A. G. ’s self-portrait, and mental state.

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Goodwyn support joker as he prefer chaos than peace

The GOP and the conservative’s “I hate non-white, non-male, and/or poor people” dystopian agenda scares me more.

This indictment is so sad. And so necessary. Sad because we are witnessing the indictment of someone who was once elected and held the highest office in the land. Necessary because he so disrespect his office by committing crimes and so poorly administered his duties that thousands and thousands Americans needlessly died by following his COVID 19 advice. (Sigh). Let’s get on with it so we can put it behind us and never elect a narcissist again.

keven playing with mom’s make-up again I see

Except the Dems are not joking.

The Dems are the adults.

The MAGAts and Alt-Reichers are Pennywise.

Sounds like a good plan to me. On the other hand, the GOP budget plan looks more like Satan than the joker.

“…House Majority Whip Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.), the party’s vote counter, began his talk by showing a clip from the movie, “The Town”, trying to forge a sense of unity among the independent-minded caucus.One character asks his friend: “I need your help. I can’t tell you what it is. You can never ask me about it later.”

“Whose car are we gonna take,” the character says.

After showing the clip, Rep. Allen West (R-Fla.), one of the most outspoken critics of leadership among the 87 freshmen, stood up to speak, according to GOP aides.

“I’m ready to drive the car,” West replied, surprising many Republicans by giving his full-throated support for the plan."

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/blogpost/post/for-inspiration-house-republicans-watch-part-of-the-town-during-debt-debate/2011/07/26/gIQAm08wbI_blog.html

You didn’t draw this cartoon then Al. Because when you are the one doing the hurting you don’t care.

Democrats and Liberals and independents for the most part have always agreed and supported the Democrat platform and agenda of respect and inclusion. Republicans and others who prefer the Fascist inspired theocracy of the Republican Party ideology are wailing in fear and frustration that they are losing ground as they are dying off and have nothing to offer anyone, especially the new Z and Alpha generations. The constant barking invectives at Democrats just isn’t working for conservatives.

Every day I venture out of my comfortable home. The store shelves are stocked. My bank is stable. My community is safe. My portfolio is doing okay. My dog is happy.

But there are well-armed malcontents who insist that all is terrible. I do not bend my knee to Christianity. I do not own guns. I do not pray. I do not vote Republican. I am, in the angry, hate-filled eyes of ALternative Reality Goodwyn and his delusional mob, the problem.

The evil agendas are devised by the maniacal, cackling, vengeful and greedy GOP‼️

EXAMPLE: J D Vance and Jim Jordan are composing a devious bill to exonerate Trump and will not allow him to be charged for his crimes!It’s one thing to be dumb as a box of rocks, but it’s another thing to let the world KNOW you’re THAT dumb!

If it doesn’t benefit them, it’s a NO-GO!

I think it’s horrifying to the 1% when the rest of us gets healthcare, education, clean water, etc.

So true. What was that line from the first Christian Pale movie: “Some want to watch the world burn, others want to light the match”. Well the Democrats are lighting the match.

To: GoComics – When did “Al” become his last name and Goodwyn his first name…or are you now alphabetizing comic creators by first names?:

Reply from GoComics Support – This change was made at the request of the creator.

^showing that Al is a narcisistic malcontent who wants everything his way though not owed anything. (says something about those that acquiesced to his request)

Do tell us what parts of this “plan” that are horrible.

Yeah, I guess it is horrifying for the general public to get their fair share when Repub designs would have most of the goodies sent to the wealthy.

This toon is stupid.

Great entertainment reading leftest rants.

If only Joke were as clever or as cognizant as the Joker …

As I tell my Progressive Democrat son — Democratic party politics and plans always prove to have their own self-destruction built in, therefore I am not overly concerned about the country falling into Democrat hands.

Hey Al, would you be so kind as to share with me the republican agenda. Oh, and could you add the proposed republican budget too?

Making sure Social Security is funded for future generations, not forcing people to ration insulin, investing in the nation’s infrastructure? My god, what have we done?

Helping people is bad. Hurting enemies (domestic or foreign) is imperative. Enemies are people who aren’t like me. They are everywhere. I need to fear them. I need weapons or war to defend myself from them.

The Republican mantra. Mr. Goodwyn works hard to amplify it. Give credit for effort, if nothing else.

Here’s the Republican “platform.” They won’t write it down because too many voters might read it, so I did it for them. Despite being in the minority in terms of the US population, members of the SCOTUS, “Conservatives,” RWNJs, and white supremacists are attempting to drag this country back to their imaginary Jeffersonian agrarian idyl. The 1790 census (when Jefferson was Secretary of State), counted 5.3M Americans. Only white males owning 50 acres or more of land were permitted to vote, approximately 6% of the population. Free white men who did not own land, free white females, and slaves could not vote. In 1790 the American population was largely rural, making a living by farming. Our most recent census counted 332,403,650 Americans. Current estimates are that 83% of Americans live in urban areas. They do not work at farming. Of course, a country of 300-plus million Americans requires a larger government than one with only 5.3 million Americans. Please don’t worry about how “small government” works with regulating what goes on in your bedroom, or prohibiting women (still citizens as far as I know) from crossing state lines for medical care. Nevertheless, in pursuit of “small government,” the following are conservatives’ goals for their “Jeffersonian” America

1. No women’s rights.

2. No civil rights for people of color, or for any other minority groups.

3. No immigration, other than Caucasians.

4. No labor unions.

5. No health insurance.

6. No legal recourse due to Republican-packed courts.

7. No social security.

8. No disability insurance.

9. No minimum wage.

10. No free and fair elections (ultimately, no elections).

11. Imposed state religion; government funding of religious schools.

12. Unregulated militias unchecked by Republican-packed courts.

13. No work on mitigating climate change; no environmental protections.

14. No free press.

Republican platform, continued…

Oh, I almost forgot! Lying about and misrepresenting everything Democrats try to accomplish.

GOP politicians don’t care about the environment or mitigating climate change because they intend to stay permanently in office and use their money and power to take over remaining livable locations as environmental conditions worsen. Republican leaders don’t care if America dies as long as they can feed off the carcass for their lifetimes. How many Americans would have to die or be virtually enslaved in jobs with less than living wages for this “platform” to work? Why do you people who support today’s GOP, Trump, and Trump wannabes think that you will come out winners under this regime?

NEVER MISS AN OPPORTUNITY TO VOTE, AND VOTE BLUE!

Remember the China spy balloon and how Biden told us they had blocked communications and no data was sent to China.

And today we find out that was a lie and China did get data on our nuclear sites.

All according to plan.

And HORRYFING it is!

On general principles I immediately dismiss the opinions of a person who doesn’t know the difference between an adjective and a noun. The person is patently too stupid to be worth listening to.

“Free money.” That’s America helping Americans.

“War on fossil fuels.” Yes, the ones destroying our habitat.

“Afghanistan.” You mean the muck and mire Republicans got us into?

“Trump indictment.” Oh, right. Because indicting people credibly accused of crimes is somehow wrong?

“Immigration policies.” Which haven’t changed since Reagan.

“Spending.” Rather vague, since that’s part of what governments do.

“Identity politics.” Hey, don’t hold all that latent racism against us! And don’t teach us anything we don’t want to know.

“Minor-incursions only.” Yeah, that Biden. Trying to maintain the peace and keep the US out of war. Darn him!

“Student loan forgiveness.” Because why help people and the economy, right?

If there was a “skunk rule” in DC, the Right half of each house of Congress would be empty.

Golly Dang, the Leftist Torch and Pitchfork crowd is fired up today….

Really great cartoon!

Good copy Al. This will get the libs panties in a bunch!

I find it interesting that squiggy, opspecial, and probably many more commentators change their screen name and avatar on a regular basis. Is it because of shame or embarrassment?

And Badwyn jumps right back into the insanity hole. Who signed an agreement with the Taliban? Who refuses to discuss anything on the border save building yet more fences, after stating THREE TIMES NOW they’d built the dam fence? Which party in the White House has dropped unfunded spending EVERY TIME they took office? Which party increased it EVERY TIME?

Blaming all your fantasies on Democrats is just crazy. And that’s why you are back in your insanity hole.

Al, the Republican agenda is to protect the guy that crawled up on top a porn star with his mushroom while his wife recovered from childbirth. Then paid that porn star off illegally and tried to cover it up to become an American President. Anything to add?

amen!